I know you missed the ice cream social, so...
ice cream social is coming to you.
Rocky road and mint chocolate chip--
you're the best ever.
And I have something just for us.
That's my girl.
I've seen enough horror movie trailers
to know this won't end well.
Those films are nothing compared to the horrors
you might see in real life.
Are we too late?
we'll need an incantation,
a crystal, and a conduit
to draw their pilfered life force from the shtriga
and back into their bodies.
现在 听我指令 照我说的做
Now, just, uh, follow my lead and do everything I say.
We really needed this.
Camp's been kind of rough this year.
What do you mean?
It's okay. You can talk to us.
We're super worried about Lenise and Meredith.
We didn't want to say anything for the longest time.
We thought we'd get in trouble and ruin everything.
The midnight meet-up. It's a tradition.
Every summer, girls take turns
choosing guys they like to meet up with in the woods.
There's a string that starts near the flagpole,
and it leads out into the meeting spot.
It changes every year.
So they meet up, and what's supposed to happen next?
Well, you're supposed to have your first kiss and come back.
But Lenise and Meredith never came back.
We got to be getting close, right?
What was that?
It's way past lights out.
What punishment should I cook up for you?
Come here, you two.
Get off me, you crusty old witch!
Is she dead?
All right, our team's dealing
with something called a shtriga.
Do you know anything that could help them fight it?
Oh, a shtriga.
Very intelligent and very deadly.
If you want my help, it's going to cost you.
Great. Will that come in the form of another haiku,
or can we expect something a little more detailed?
What's that? What was that eye thing?
According to legend, shtrigas are nasty old women,
but the one that I met in prison--
the one that you're looking for--
And he's a bloke.
What the hell are you doing?
你这段时间 不 永远都没有
Hey, you don't have another bathroom break for,
oh, that's right, never,
since you tried to break my face.
It is now or never.
Guys, this shtriga thing is not an old woman.
What's going on out here?
You are looking for a young, handsome dude.
Are you ready, big man?
On with the show, then.
What did you guys do to her?
We didn't do anything.
Look, it's not safe for you guys out here.
Okay? You're coming with me.
We can take care of ourselves.
You're coming with me whether you like it or not.
You think you're so tough?
I don't think it. I know it.
That was worse than a hangover.
不不不 撑住 小伙子 醒醒
No, no, no, no, no. Come on, lad, wake up.
醒醒 孩子 醒醒 撑住
Wake up, lad. Wake up. Come on, son.
I'm not losing another kid.
What are you doing?
John. Come on.
约翰 醒醒 约翰
John? Come on, John.
Any of you got-- got a light?
- What happened? - You saved him.
You saved Randall.
I'm gonna get you back to the ship.
I'm not sure how I'm gonna get the rest of you out.
We found you guys.
We got worried when you didn't show up for dinner.
Those kids look famished.
Get them water and electrolytes, stat.
And that gurney we just made out of rope and wood--
bring it in.
Had a hunch it would come in handy.
How did you find us?
Displacement and direction, just like you taught us.
Good job, Toby.
John's potion will be wearing off soon,
and it's back to our normal lives,
where we're only responsible for babysitting Rory and Gary.
I'd like to thank you
for giving me real childhood memories.
To be honest, these memories have been kind of awful...
mostly awkward, but...
I mean, it wouldn't be childhood
without all of the above.
I'm happy it was with you.
And considering all the trouble
those kids went through for a kiss...
I'm guessing no childhood would be complete without one.
Couldn't help but notice our magical friend
is not where she's supposed to be.
Oh, she's not?
Rory, do you know anything about that?
You don't pay me enough
to be a stinkin' prison guard.
I don't pay you anything.
Well, I let the fake Amaya go.
Why would you do that?
Oh, in order to...
have an extreme makeover.