Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
That's my dad.
This must be one of his secret "Government projects"
he could never tell me about.
Yeah, my whole life,
I always believed my power was evil.
Nora Dark, hands up!
It's time for me to pay for my past.
I just believe she can be a better person.
- Amaya. - It just looks like her.
She's a shape-shifter.
She's still adjusting to her knew home.
I'm gonna green-light additional funding
to fast-track the completion of your containment facility.
Is that a Kaupe?
I can't believe you guys have magical creatures here.
This is, like, the coolest place ever.
Ava, hope I'm not too early.
It's Director Sharpe.
你没来太早 蒙娜 你迟到了
And you're not early, Mona. You're late.
Oh, no, are you firing me? Why does this always happen?
I'm not firing you, Mona.
Awesome, because I cannot wait to decorate my cubicle.
There's Rose from "Golden Girls."
She's, like, the OG of girl power.
- Am I right? - No.
Take that off and anything else that's metal.
Leave the toys with these guys.
You do not want to bring anything into the containment unit
that can be used as a weapon against you.
But Rose couldn't hurt a fly.
Your job is to feed our various magical detainees.
Keeping these creatures secure
is the Bureau's newest and highest priority.
Good to see you.
Each cell is encoded
with the captive's genetic signature,
allowing you to pass them provisions
all while keeping you safe from the monsters.
Well, this place definitely needs decorating.
Now, for the Kaupe, we're gonna need a palm tree,
-一些火山岩 -这里是监狱 蒙娜
- some volcanic rock-- - This is a prison, Mona,
not a home.
And they are our prisoners, not our friends.
Which is especially true of our most recent acquisition.
Of all the creatures here, she's the most despicable.
Hi, I'm Mona.
I'm your magical caretaker.
So if you have any dietary restrictions
or special requests, be sure to let me know.
you should have this.
It just came out. It's called "Uncaged Desire."
实际上 有个忙你倒是可以帮我 蒙娜
Actually, there is something you can get me, Mona.
Anything, just-- you name it.
Some peace...and quiet.
I think you just learned a very valuable lesson, Mona.
Don't fraternize with the prisoners.
I told you, no interrup--
Well, you're not Gary.
And those are not work shoes.
What are you doing here?
Don't play coy with me.
Happy birthday, Director Sharpe.
Oh, sweet God. Um...
You know that I don't normally like
to celebrate my birthday, but--
Well, I am here to fix that, so close your eyes.
-我让你闭上眼睛 -好 好
- I said close your eyes. - Okay. Okay.
Are you ready for your birthday present?
Are we really doing this?
Director Sharpe, we need to talk.
Of course, sir.
I-I was just, uh, meditating.
There's this great app that--
Meditate on this.
- Oh, my God. - Exactly.
These are expenses generated by the crew of the Waverider,
the tip of the Time Bureau spear...
You said they were worth the additional funding.
Let me refer you to some of my favorite line items.
$135 million for a new Timecore.
What was wrong with the old one?
Oh, well, um, Rip blew it up
when he sacrificed his life to save the world.
Sacrifice is right.
$1.7 million for historical costumes.
Well, admittedly, their costumes are flamboyant.
A line item for, and I quote,
"Assorted condiments." Assorted?
No one ever accused the Legends of starving, sir.
If I didn't know any better,
I'd say you were in bed with the Legends.
Either that, or this Captain Sara Lance is simply screwing you.
什么 耍我 莎拉·兰斯
What? Screwing me-- Sara Lance?
长官 这是 这是不可能的
Sir, that is-- that is crazy.
Which is exactly what the Pentagon is going to call me
unless we find a way to justify these numbers.
Got it, sir.
I know that your team is worth the money,
- but I-- - I will talk to the team,
see if we can tighten our belts.
I increase their budget
so they can build magical containment cells
to start capturing these creatures.
Meanwhile, they're running a nine-figure deficit on a timeship.
好了 冷静下 汉克
Okay, take a deep breath, Hank.
If you knew what the Legends did,
you'd realize they're--they're worth every single penny.
Now, how about this? I'll set up a ride-along.
You can meet the gang and see where I used to live.
I can see where my money's going.
- Sure. - You're right.
Why don't we go now?
You know, um, we should probably give 'em a chance,
you know, to clean up.
We can't warn them we're coming.
That would defeat the purpose.
I mean, I got to hail the Waverider,