and that's gonna take forever.
Nathaniel, as your boss,
I demand you take me to the Waverider.
Gonna play the boss card again?
好吧 长官 海伍德船长
Okay, then, sir-- Captain Heywood.
Let's go see what the Legends are up to.
I can deal with Hank, and we still have plenty of time
to get things on the ship back in order.
What are they...
- I should probably- - Go! Go. Go.
Delivery for Sara--
Wait, don't forget your, um...
Red alert, Nate is on the ship,
and he brought his dad for what's got to be a surprise inspection.
We are so not ready for guests.
I could really use a hug and get his advice on Nora.
Did you forget who else is on the ship?
Charlie. You can't let him see her
until we have time to explain
why there's an Amaya look-alike on board.
Right. Last time I saw her,
she was in the lab.
Everyone, keep Nate away from the lab.
I'm on my way.
Any tour of the ship should start here.
This is where the Legends have team meetings
and hold lively symposiums of ideas and solutions,
all led by Captain Sara Lance.
And where is this Captain Lance?
um, it is a little quiet,
but I assure you Captain Lance is securing
the Legends' next daring mission.
Next up, the parlour, which we spell with a U
because our first captain was British.
So why does a ship
formerly manned by a single person
Need a crew of six?
- I can explain. - Hey, Ray.
Uh, he means five. You mean five.
I mean five. I mean five.
I must have been thinking about Gideon as a real person.
Are you trying to hurt my feelings, Dr. Palmer?
Oh, wow, Gideon. Hubba, hubba.
Love the new look.
汤马兹小姐给我 用她话说 整了个容
Ms. Tomaz gave me, in her words, a face-lift.
This is a talking computer?
Actually, I'm a quantum-enhanced A.I. Program,
capable of operating completely autonomously.
So what you're saying is,
you don't need any people on the ship.
Oh, no, no, no, no, we do.
Ray, why don't you show Hank what you do in the--
Not the Lab.
Um, you should take him to the library.
那里非常壮观 有很多 书
It's very impressive, and there are...books.
- And bookshelves. - Bookshelves.
你看 汉克 可需要人手了
See, Hank, it takes a village.
- God. - It was a good save.
Now, the library is my domain.
I've assembled quite a collection of--
内特 见到你真好 伙计
Nate, it's good to see you, mate.
You haven't seen the laboratory yet, have you?
Because you should always save the best for last.
Yeah, you should really
put some clothes on when we have guests.
So this is your domain.
Why don't we move on, huh?
Mr. Heywood, welcome aboard.
I see you've already had the complete tour.
He hasn't seen the lab yet.
That's a great idea.
Wait till you see this.
Hey, so maybe your dad would like to see the galley.
Or the cargo bay with all the crates.
Or--or the bathroom. It's a marvel of efficiency.
Look, you guys need to pull it together, okay?
Look, I know my dad sprung this on us,
but we have dealt with crazier things--
So this is the ex-girlfriend you can't shut up about?
Look, I'm sorry. I should have told you--
She came back.
I knew she'd come back.
不是 你不明白 那不是...
No, you don't understand. It's not--
You look beautiful.
Get your stinking mitts off of me, you knob.
We should just-We're gonna--
好 赶紧走吧 走
Yeah, just go. Go.
What the hell's going on?
And what's with that accent?
I mean, I dig it, but what's going on?
Well, I'm not your disco-loving ex, mate.
Meet the newest member of our team,
Charlie here is a shape-shifter.
Except she can no longer shape-shift.
It's actually a pretty crazy story.
Let me guess: she turned into Amaya
and conned you into not sending her to hell
and Constantine put a spell on her
and now she's stuck like this?
- weirdly accurate, yeah. - Yeah.
I guess it's not such a crazy story.
It's insane, Ray!
I told my dad you guys were good at your jobs,
and now you're adopting some magical creature
who's pretending to be Amaya?
Hey, I'm not pretending to be anyone.
Hank's already looking for ways to slash our funding,
so maybe it's not the worst idea
to fake it for one mission.
You want me to pretend to be this wanker's ex?
Sounds like classic Legends hijinks to me.
We can't let Hank know that we're harboring a fugitive.
We just need to show him one mission,
send him on his way before anything can go wrong.