Taming the beast. Taming the beast.
I read about this. I read about this.
let's see, "The Magical Treatise of Solomon."
Here we go.
"To ease the Minotaur's rage,
"His mother would play him a lullaby
on a lute built by Daedalus."
We'll lure it out and lull it to sleep.
No one gets hurt, not even the Minotaur.
And then we'll have a pizza party.
And that's when I found out
I was from the future.
- Whoa, the future. - Yep.
It was all fake:
my parents, my memories,
growing up in Fresno.
Still better than spending your childhood
with The Order of the Shrouded Compass.
Wh-Is that like the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants?
Even worse. Death cult.
And before that, I just moved around
from one mental institution to the next.
Point is, you're lucky.
I just wish my past was made up.
What, so you can wake up one day
and realize that you don't have any family, friends,
or life experiences to hold on to?
Doesn't sound that different
from waking up in a prison cell.
Are you two kidding me right now?
Ava, you're a clone from the future,
and you run the Time Travel Bureau.
And you're a witch.
And you escaped a cult
and a real-life demon.
You two are, like, the two coolest women
I have ever met,
and I once met Gillian Anderson
at an "X-Files" meet and greet.
Wow. Mona, you are a gem.
You know, we can't have a birthday
without birthday cake.
Back on your feet already, Hank.
Yeah, your gal patched me up good.
I'm just running through our strategy.
Oh, wait, you let him use our "D&D" Miniatures?
No, I didn't let him touch Cyndra,
Lord of the Dark Elves.
You guys "D&D" without me too?
Son, why are you holding a tiny guitar,
or do I even want to know?
Oh, this--this is a lute.
Someone say loot?
This is what we're gonna use to put the Minotaur to sleep.
I thought you said that was loot.
I don't understand.
Well, I suppose it is more of a lyre.
Everyone's a liar.
This is how we're gonna catch our creature, Dad.
- That's your plan? - Yeah.
We're facing a literal monster.
You think you can destroy it with a lute?
Well, in the hands of a master,
鲁特琴就是可怕的武器 看看斯汀 伙计
a lute is a formidable weapon. Just look at Sting, mate.
Sorry to interrupt, but there's a change in the timeline.
An attack at Cafe du Dome is imminent.
There will be no survivors.
The Minotaur must be tracking Hemingway's scent.
Let's move out.
Nathaniel, get out of my way.
I don't have to do what you say anymore, Hank.
Really? Because as your superior,
I'm telling you to stand down.
You're going for the superior thing again?
You know, you don't want to listen to me or understand me.
You just--you just want to be better than me.
Well, you're one to talk about listening.
You've ignored every lesson I've ever tried to teach you.
Because it's the same lesson over and over again.
You want me to be more like you, Hank.
But guess what. I'm not like you.
I don't like televised golf or Tom Clancy books
or '70s folk rock.
I don't know if you happened to notice,
but I'm a grown-ass superhero...
who's just trying to play the lute for a Minotaur.
Fine, don't want to listen to your old man?
Maybe you'll listen to your captain.
I'm sorry, but I'm with Nate.
I know his idea sounds crazy, but he's right.
That's what makes him a Legend,
no matter where he is.
Look, you said you wanted to see a Legends mission.
Well, you're about to,
and if it goes wrong, well,
you go ahead and fire all of us.
The beast advanced.
I turned on him, gun raised.
Seeing we'd reached an agreement,
So I don't think we'll be seeing
that creature anytime soon.
And what is that?
Back for another go, are you?
Oi, fuzz ball, come on.
Have a nice little whiff of this, will you?
All right, that's your cue.
I haven't had much time to rehearse, but...
Now we end this.
I warn you, I will strike a woman.
That's for being on my summer eighth grade reading list.
Always preferred Faulkner.
So not a bad birthday, huh?
Considering my original plan
was a "House Hunters" marathon...
That actually sounds pretty great.
You know what?
You should have this.
You know you want to read it.
I learned from being locked up that