You're Dr. Um, actually, the rapper/producer.
Um, actually, that's former rapper/producer
or as you might know me,
baldboyzsadtown user drumactuallyrulez.
- Oh, I thought he was just a big fan. - He was.
He was also me.
Once I started losing my hair,
I withdrew into my home and never left.
Now with this bald cure, I can finally make my comeback.
Not so fast!
- Hey, give that back! - No! It's for Carl!
My scalp is all weird and stuff.
Did it work?
- No. - No.
Now, I'll never make music again.
Who would listen to it, bald people?
Sure. Bald people need music, too.
- Music... For bald people. - Yeah.
- I'll be cool again. - Yeah.
This'll be the best thing I've done
since inventing the tastiest beverage ever,
mustard and milk.
Now, let's make bald rap history.
Dying astronaut Captain Stevens
has just reached into a wormhole.
Captain, what exactly is a worm hole?
Nobody knows for sure, but most scientists believe
it's a portal through time and space.
Maybe you can go back in time
and not miss your belt loop
so I won't be a murderer.
Even at this desperate time,
Tommy the murderer taunts his victim.
好了 上传完成了 走起
All right, it's finished uploading and boom!
Okay, we're live, guys.
Hey, Carl? You ready to be cool again?
Oh! Look! Some comments!
"Bald losers, you suck. Kill yourself."
Who wrote that? Carl!
Sorry. Just wasn't for me.
Damn it, Sheriff!
You talked me into this embarrassment!
Now, you gots to die.
Any last requests?
Actually, yeah, can I try some of that mustard milk?
Hey, you take that back!
Uh, something's happening to my head.
The mustard and milk.
Maybe it was the catalyst the bald cure needed.
I'm running out of oxygen.
Wait, there's something in here.
And there you have it,
some underpants and a dead astronaut.
Wait a second. I'm getting something.
Something's coming his way.
It's a... Hair?
He's headed back to earth...
On a hair.
The question is, where?
Guess I'm bald again.
Where am I?
Sheriff? What's going on here?
Not much. What's going on with you?
We got a report that there was some loud,
kind of crappy music playing.
Sorry. Again, just not for me.
Captain Stevens isn't dead!
Yay! I'm not a murderer!
Captain Stevens, are you okay?
I am now. Who saved my life?
It was a hair from that bald man.
Carl! You're cool again!
Hey, you Carl's new girlfriends?
Did you tell them how cool we are?
Hey, we're pretty cool.
Yes, we certainly are.
And as for Carl's hair,
nobody knows just where that wormhole might have taken it.
I love this song.
Hey, what'd you do that for, Carl?
Rap's cool, but it's just a fad.
Glam rock's here to stay.
不错 别担心 你很酷
Oh, that's cool. Don't worry, you're cool.
Hey, Sheriff? Wanna check out my new band?
The record's right over here.
Hey, where'd it go?
Carl, I saved you a slice of pizza.
Huh? That's not cool.
My pink underwear.
- Carl? - Gosh friggit!
This is very stressful.
Don't stress, Carl.
It'll make your hair fall out.
You're the coolest girlfriend in the universe.