- Yes. - Disgusting!
爸爸 如果你对我的爱不足以让你留下 没事
Daddy, if you don't love me enough to stick around, fine,
but a deal is a deal.
I cleaned my room.
Now, where's my fricking ice cream sundae?
Uh, okay. Okay.
I know a place where I can get you some ice cream,
but we must hurry.
Where are we going?
- To here. - Huh?
My old ice-cream shop.
This sure brings back some memories.
Over here is where I first kissed your momma.
Oh, and here is where me and your momma first screwed.
- What? - Oh, we screwed for hours that night, son.
We did the upside-down doggy...
Right-side-up banana split.
And over here is where your momma
tooked my wanker-doodle back
and stuck her finger right up inside my...
Okay! Uh, let's just get to the ice-cream sundae.
Aw, the ice cream has gone yucky.
Aw, I'm sorry, son,
but the days of making ice cream in this place are gone.
Good luck with your life. Bye now.
But, daddy, why do you have to go?
Because there's one other reason I faked my death.
- Not so fast. - Huh?
The napkin farmers.
We had a feeling you weren't really dead.
我跟你说 妈妈 我要是再看到周日哥
I'm telling you, momma. I see Sunday Man again,
I'm going to be like bloop, bloop, blow.
-冲 -那不错 赫曼
- Yeah! - Well, that's nice, Herman.
Uh, yeah, uh, we should turn back, yo.
No need to be scared, Herman,
because I know exactly where we are.
This house must belong to...
-放开他 -真的 我再说最后一遍
- Unhand me! - Now, seriously, for the last time,
drop the napkins and step away from my daddy.
What do you want with him anyway?
See, back in the old days,
it was the golden age for napkin farmers.
Farming trees, cutting them down and making napkins
for places like your daddy's.
People loved his ice cream,
but he had one problem...
Ice cream melts fast,
so he was forced into a messy situation.
Buy napkins from us,
还买♥♥了不少 对吧 兄弟们
and lots of them, right, boys?
Yeah. Lots of napkins.
Everything was perfect until your daddy figured
he could make some bigger profits
if he didn't have to buy any more napkins from us,
so he invented a machine
that make ice cream that don't drip.
Then we paid him a visit and gave him two choices...
Give us the machine so we can destroy it,
or we paper-cut him to death.
And so I faked my death and kept the non-dripper
so that I could at least still make you
some ice cream on sundays.
So that's what you made me ice cream with at your cabin, huh?
Now, take us to the non-dripper.
Hurry it up.
What the hell happened to my home?
Guess you're not dead, Harold.
- Maggie. - This place was a pigsty.
Oh, here we go again.
They need the non-dripper, or they're going to kill us.
Where is this thing, huh?
Stop that! That doesn't go there!
Things go wherever they land.
Ah. Here we are. Are you happy?
Yep, because now I get to watch you
and your family get paper-cutted to death.
Get 'em, boys!
Oh, you picked the wrong family to paper-cut.
Son, use the napkin chainsaw.
Daddy, the non-dripper!
Maybe napkins ain't the best weapons,
but I still got Sheriff's gun.
Prepare to die.
I'm made of ice creams.
- Hey! - Huh?
I ain't afraid of you no more, Sunday Man!
I'm burning to death.
I guess it is okay to be a slob because a tripping hazard
could save you from being shot in the face.
Sheriff, what is going on here?
You was wrong, Goodman.
Sunday Man wasn't Sheriff's momma.
Well, then, where is this man made of ice cream, huh?
He just burnt to death in that fire, yo.
Thank you for saving us, Herman.
没事 妈妈 有我在呢
Yeah, momma, I got you, baby.
Oh, boy, an ice-cream sundae!
It sure is nice to have this place cleaned up and running again.
All thanks to you, momma.
Harold, scoopers don't go on the floor.
Things go wherever they land
just like me back with the ones I love.
Daddy, how come you came to see Sheriff all these years
but you never came to see me?
Oh, but I did, Candy.
I came to see you once a week at the strip...
Oh, so you must be Monday Man!
什么 不是 周一男是谁
What? No. Who's Monday Man?
-谢谢 周一男 -不用谢
- Thank you, Monday Man. - You're welcome.
See you next Monday.
-别害怕 古德曼 -什么
- Aw, don't be scared, Goodman. - Huh?
- I'll protect you. - Oh, come on.
It's just Sheriff's momma in a marshmallow costume.