What up, all of america? Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Herman, return all those hats.
I can't. Floyd's been out back
eating 'em for like awhile, yo.
- Floyd?! - Floyd?!
- Stop eating all our hats! - Whoa, he's huge.
Great, what now?
I'm here to help get this situation with the hats under control.
Lift him up, boys!
Whoa! Hey! Put me down! I want more hats!
Hey, what are you doing with my boy Floyd?
You two come with me.
Ah! You've really done it now, Goodman.
These are the men responsible, Mr. President.
The president. Cool.
- What's up? - Uh, what is going on?
Earlier today, our transmissions monitoring team
forwarded us this recording.
Dispatch, nobody's taking us seriously
as officers of the law,
'cause we don't have hat anymore.
See? That guy knows about the hats, too.
-那个人是你 警长 -是吗
- That was you, Sheriff. - Oh.
Well, see, I know what I'm talking about, then.
Ugh. This is just some dumb theory Sheriff has.
Then, Sheriff, you're gonna get what you deserve.
A thank you.
If word got out about law officers and their hats,
citizens might steal them
to render them un-taken-seriously-able.
It would be total anarchy.
Ugh. You're the highest level of law enforcement
and you're not wearing hats.
Why take you seriously, hmm?
Uh, he does have a point.
Then it's time I show you both something.
- Huh? - An invisible hat?!
I always thought it was just my own theory,
but now Sheriff's confirmed it.
No wonder people take you more seriously than me.
Not to worry, I made extras!
- There you go. - Thanks.
-谢谢你 长官 -我的隐形帽
- Thank you, sir. - My own invisible hat!
Shouldn't we be focusing on the big problem at hand?
The cats on the moon?
什么 不 弗洛伊德
What? No. Floyd?
- Oh. Oh, yeah. - Oh. Right.
Where are we taking him?
To a facility where his taste buds will be altered.
Then he won't eat any more of our hats.
Floyd? Check out my new invisible hat!
I want more hats!
Sir? The fat guy is rolling across the country
at an alarming speed.
In 20 minutes, he'll reach Albuquerque.
The entire city will be destroyed.
Hey, we can use the nuke. Let's take him out.
-什么 不行 -不 你不能杀了弗洛伊德
- What? No. - No, you can't kill floyd.
I'm sure there's a logical way we could slow him down.
Maybe we could --
Slow him down? Brilliant.
If everybody on the east coast jumped at once,
it could shift the planet's axis enough to slow him to a stop.
-什么 我可没这么说 -好主意 古德曼
- What? That's not what I said. - Brilliant idea, goodman.
-不 这太扯了 -他说的没错
- No, that's ridiculous. - He's right.
There's no way to contact that many people in time.
Hey, I know. Dispatch?
Get some people on the east coast
to all jump at once.
Man! You drivin' me mad-crazy, yo.
You gots to be more specific.
How many people is "Some"?
Oh, you know, somewhere between one and all the people.
All right, then, Sheriff.
You wanna play it this way, baby?
All the people, it is. Yo, yo, yo?
All my east coat people, listen up!
一 二 三
1, 2, 3!
Oh, no. He's hurtling even faster than before.
In five minutes, he'll ramp off
dumb face mountain into the stratosphere.
When he lands, the impact will be greater
than the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs.
Oh! Deputy's plan only made things worse.
Why did we listen to him? Uhh...
He wasn't wearing his hat!
Oh, we shouldn't have taken him seriously.
Oh, come on. It was just a dumb idea
that wasn't even mine, by the way.
You've really done it now, Goodman.
Caused the end of the world.
Unless we do something about dumb face mountain.
Pick it up and move it to another state.
Put a big rug over it?
Or disarm the missile, put me on it,
then I'll figure it out from there?
- Brilliant. - Yeah, let's do it.
Nuclear missile disarmed.
Looking for this?
Now, we can't take his plan seriously.
The nuke is disarmed and the world is about to end.
Only one thing left to do. Gentlemen?
- Sheriff? - Huh?
What are you doing?
They won't take my plan seriously now,
but they did before they knew I wasn't wearing a hat.
You were right.
The hats don't matter.
What matters is good ideas.
Like this one.
弗洛伊德 把嘴张开 保持住
Floyd, open wide and hang on!
You taste good, Sheriff.
-谢天谢地你没事 -干得好 警长
- Thank goodness you're okay! - Way to go, Sheriff!
And I'm glad you finally saw that you never needed your hat.
Well, you'll also be glad to know