You see how my hands are moving far apart?
And it's further in reality, obviously.
Obviously, that's obvious, right?
不 不 不是这样 这样不对
No. No. That's wrong. That's not right.
- It is right. - Is it right?
- Yeah. - No.
It would be a straight line.
- No. - No.
- What? - Yes.
- Okay, who's the engineer here? - Who's the genius?
- Who's the captain? - Who fucked up?
But how did that guy die? What the hell's goin' on?
Should we be scared?
Maybe, if-- if you want.
You're supposed to say no, you prick!
We are paying to be here.
Okay. I'm trained to make sure
that your body wash gets replenished,
not to rectify the catastrophe of human existence.
So, worrying doesn't help, okay?
Because the way you're acting right now,
I'm finding you all extremely unenjoyable, at this point!
And I wish we were in separate rooms,
and I hate being alone!
Look, in five weeks, this journey's gonna be over,
and I'm gonna be home,
and I'm never gonna have to think about you ever again!
好了好了 傻帽经理 还是听老娘说吧
All right, all right, Tony Macaroni, so listen to mama.
We've been knocked off course,
and we won't get home for three years.
- What? - Three years?
Oh, my God, that is hilarious!
I just made a whole speech.
Karen, it was supposed to be your sister who's here,
and it's you!
She was saved by her big toe!
Why the hell didn't you tell us?
Why did we accept those tickets?
We were gonna get a divorce.
We were about to split up! We thought...
"Why not just take the space-cation? It's only eight weeks."
I blame the yoga!
Her class of bendy fuckers bashed against the wall
and knocked us all off course.
He told me to set a record!
Oh, so it's your fault?
Maybe it was my fault.
Maybe it's Space Pony's fault because he got everybody up
- to look at the asteroid! - It was a shitty asteroid!
You know, if you don't start taking me seriously,
everyone here is dead.
And you'll be first.
- What does that mean? - I don't wanna die!
Right? What does any of it mean?
This is fate. And it is freestyling with us.
- This is, like, jazz fate. - I hate jazz!
- And I hate fate. - He's got a point.
What are you so happy about?
I'm a nihilist.
- No, you're not! - Whatever!
Oh, my god.
Fine. Let's just switch the gravity off
and fire everyone at the opposite wall.
- Problem solved. - Problem solved.
Billie? Problem solved?
No, we were going to use the gravitational pull of Titan,
and we would've missed that now.
Ryan, what's your plan?
Well, "plan" is, uh, a little grand.
It's, uh‐‐ It's not quite there yet.
I want answers. You're the man who saved Avenue...
‐ Avenue 3. ‐ Three.
- That's right. - I read the reports.
I don't even read. You're a damn hero.
Yeah, you were a hero then.
‐ Be a... Be a hero now. ‐ Hero now.
- You're the Captain, s... ‐ Oh, for fuck's sake!
What is the matter with you people?
It was the paramedics!
I've said this over and over again!
The fire on Avenue 3 was put out by firefighters!
And the sprinklers came down from the ceiling!
I was a bystander!
I can be in the vicinity of a catastrophe,
wearing a nice hat!
Anything more than that, I'm out!
Look, first thing's first,
we need to calm the passengers.
What the hell just happened with your voice?
Yeah, what the hell?
‐ I raised my voice, I'm s... - No, no, no.
No, you did, like, a‐‐ a puppet show,
and then you did, like, a different voice.
No, I definitely didn't.
- You definitely did. ‐ Yeah. Yeah.
You did‐‐ You did, like, a...
Okay, it wasn't exactly like that,
‐ but it was very similar. ‐ Are you Australian?
Am I Australian?
-对 -不 我不是澳大利亚人
- Yeah. ‐ No, I'm not Australian.
- All right. ‐ I'll tell you what I am:
‐ I'm English. ‐ What the fuck?
‐ Oh, my God. ‐ That's so much worse!
Oh, really? You think that's worse?
Well, this is worse even than that.
I'm not a captain either.
‐ That makes sense. ‐ Oh, my God.
- That makes a lot of sense. ‐ Are you an Admiral?
-中将吗 -不是 这是一艘无人驾驶飞船
‐ Vice Admiral? ‐ No! This is a driverless ship.
All right? I was hired just to‐‐
to give the passengers some reassurance.
I think it's as insane as you do.
And the American accent?
I‐‐ I dunno. Passengers find American more reassuring.
God knows why.
Not as reassuring as having an actual captain!
Hey, dial it down! I'm the one who gets to be mad!
Okay, it's a really bad idea to give him anxiety.
You're a prick.
Bravo, that's a fantastic contribution.
Well done. You should get a badge for that.
Maybe little gold J, I dunno.
You see this little piece of floor over here?
More useful than you!
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