Scientists said the world would end in 2036.
Climate change, pollution.
The oceans would boil.
The air, you wouldn't be able to breathe it.
Billions of people would die.
But they were wrong.
The world ended a long time ago.
三 二 一
Three, two, one.
-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!
-Are you having a good day? -Uh-huh.
-Dad tried to make me waffles. -Mm.
- Ooh, "tried"? - Well, there was an incident.
-There was a fire. -Small fire.
I remember when I was nine. My sister and I, we, uh…
…went to Disneyland.
Oh, it's, uh…
It was a pretty fun place.
Can I go?
Uh, Bea, uh, why don't you go get your present to show Mom, huh?
- It's a book. - Okay.
- I'll be right back! - What kind of a book?
- The Complete Works. - Wait.
When I left, she was still working her way through Wrinkle in Time.
Well, it's been six months. Things change.
-嘿 我的意思不是… -不 没关系
-Oh, hey, I… I didn't mean… -No, it… It's fine.
I know I've been gone too long.
I miss you guys so much.
Come on. Show me something.
Day 167 of observation.
Pack 2426 still shows no sign of leadership structure
or higher brain function.
（新浣熊市 2022年 末日来临前三个月）
-靠 别闹了 -我真的觉得你们一定会喜欢这里
Shit. Stop. I really think you guys are gonna love it here.
对了 学校有很棒的 科学 技术 工程和数学教育课程
Oh, and the school, they have an amazing STEM program.
他们的团队 拿下去年程序设计节冠军 而且…
Their team won Codefest last year, and…
they've got kombucha on tap.
Watch it, man.
One more shot.
Hey, did you see those freaks in the park?
Oh, you mean the normal people? Like, walking around?
对 我看到了 他们看起来很正常
Yeah, I saw them. They looked fine.
-Too fine. -"Too fine"?
And we're in South Africa, but there's only, like, five Black people?
This place is fucking weird.
- The house is nice though. - Yeah.
If I burn it down, can we go home?
-你到了 -卡萝 很高兴又见面了
- Ah! There you are. - Carol, good to see you again.
Jade, Billie, it's terrific to finally meet you.
-Fucking weird. -You too.
You're going to absolutely love it here.
Once you've settled, I'll take you for a tour around the town center.
希望你们爱吃杯子蛋糕 这里有五间店 其中两间是全素的
I hope you love cupcakes. We have five shops, and two are vegan.
I know the place is a little smaller than what you're used to,
but Cape Town's just an hour away.
And, you know, last year, we were voted best place to live in the world.
Lulu Lemon whores?
Guys, that jerk off to CrossFit?
-I don't-- -It's… it's a joke.
Jade thinks she's funny.
All right. Come on.
-Can you just not? -No. No.
on behalf of the Umbrella Corporation, welcome home.
-也太差劲了吧 -棒极了 好棒的房♥子
-Wow, so lame. -Great, really great.
New Raccoon City used to be an old factory town.
When Umbrella bought it, it was almost deserted.
但是神来几笔 努力建设 结果…
But with a little inspiration and a lot of hard work, well…
it's just special here.
The sun's a little brighter, the air's a little cleaner.
You can have a house with all the latest bells and whistles.
And plenty of room to run and play.
我大多都在看《疯狂动物城》的 色情同人创作 所以…
I mostly just read Zootopia porn, so…
Oh, excuse me.
He's super important.
No, I… I've been trying to work.
Well, Saturdays are usually my cheat days, but…
谁在乎呢 我们要庆祝 对吧 两位
What the heck? We're celebrating, right, girls?
天啊 蒂华纳 怎么回事
Christ. Tijuana? What happened?
Who wants a slice of ca…
You can drop it.
The bitch act. Not an act.
Do you think I wanna be here?
I mean, you were fine with moving.
Didn't have a choice.
And what was I supposed to do?
Yell and scream and break a plate?
-I mean, it worked for me. -No, it didn't.
At least I tried. You…
What happened to the chick that stole that beer?
That broke into bio and let the frogs go?
-She almost got expelled. -She got fucking boring.
You know, sometimes, it's not so bad to just… get along.
I mean, at least the guys are hot.
-去跟他们打声招呼吧 -不行 我太无趣了
-Let's go say hi. -Can't. I'm too "boring".
-比莉 对不起 好吗 拜托 -不 没关系 我得整理行李
-Billie, I'm sorry. Okay? Come on. -No, it's fine. I need to unpack.
-Hi. -I just moved in down the street.
-I just wanted to say hi. -Cool.
-I'm Jade. -Simon.
Hi, nice to meet you.
-That's one big old bastard. -Check the camp. The girl.
There's gotta be 40 zeros over there.
They fried those fuckers.
But it going off, must have woke that fucker up.
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