I'm a policeman.
Don't be afraid, OK?
What's the difference between men and women?
-你开玩笑吗 -不 认真的
- Is this a joke? - No, serious.
I never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light.
They're born thinking the switch only goes one way.
They're struck blind the second they leave a room.
I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God.
It's like I... come home, house all lit up,
and my job, apparently because...
because my chromosomes happen to be different
cause I then gotta walk through that house,
turn off every single light this chick left on.
-是么 -当然了 哥们
- Is that right? - Yeah, baby.
Alright, Reverend Shane's preaching to you now, boy.
The same chick, mind ya.
She'll bitch about global warming.
That's when Reverend Shane wants to
quote from the Guy Gospel and say "Um, darling?"
"maybe you, and every other pair of boobs on this planet
just figured out that the light switch see, goes both ways,"
maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming."
- You say that? - Yeah.
Anyway, uh... Polite version...
Still man, that... that earns me this.
This look and loathing you would not believe.
And that's when the exorcist voice pops out.
"You sound just like my damn father.
"Always,always yelling about the power bill,"
"telling me to turn off the damn lights."
What do you say to that?
You know what I wanna say.
I wanna say,"Bitch, you mean to tell me
you've been hearing this your entire life
"and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?
You know... I don't actually say that,tho.
- That would be bad. - Yeah, go with the uh...
the polite version there...
-还真明智 -可不是 长官
- Very wise. - Yes, sir.
So how's it with Lori, man?
She's good. She's good at turning off lights.
I don't know why sometimes we guess.
Not what I meant.
We didn't have a great night.
听着 伙计 我可能是缺乏幽默感 但我会尽力
Look, man, I may have a... fail to amuse with my sermon, but I did try.
The least you could do is speak.
That's what she always says: "Speak".
You think I was the most closed mouth
son of a bitch you'd ever hear to hear her tell it.
Do you express your thoughts?
You share your feelings and that kind of stuff?
The thing is...
lately whenever I try...
everything I say makes her impatient,like she didn't want to hear it after all.
It's like she's...
pissed at me all the time, and I don't know why.
听着 伙计 夫妻间都会这样
Look, man, that's just shit couples go through.
Nah, it's... It's a phase.
Last thing she said this morning?
Sometimes I wonder if you even care about us at all.
She said that in front of our kid.
Imagine going to school with that in your head.
Difference between men and women?
I would never say something that cruel to her.
Certainly not in front of Carl.
All available units, high speed pursuit
in progress Lincoln county units request local assistance.
18号♥公路以南 GTAAD记录 217 243以西
Highway 18 south GTAAD W217 243.
Proceed with extreme caution.
Suspects are two male Caucasians.
Be advised, they have fired on police officers.
One Lincoln county officer is wounded.
Unit 1, Unit 3.
18, 2 miles west of Interstate 85
and we'll patch in Linclon County Sheriff radio.
Roger that. We're 5 minutes out on the route 18 intersection.
Dispatch, Unit 1, Unit 3, we are 10-97 in code 100.
85州际公路 18号♥公路 请下达指令
Highway 18, 85 Interstate, please advise.
Sounds like they're chasing those idiots up and down every back road we got.
Hey, we'll get them on one of those video shows, you know,
like World's craziest police chases, what do you think?
What I think, Leon, is that you need to stay focused.
Make sure you got a round in the chamber and your safety off.
Would be kind of cool to get on one of them shows.
- Gun, gun, gun. - Put it down!
Put the gun down!
- Rick! - I'm alright!
I saw you get tagged, man, it scared the hell out of me.
Son of a bitch shot me.
You believe that?
We'll get you a new vest.
Shane, you do not tell Lori that happened.
瑞克 不 不要
Rick! Rick! No, no, no!
No, no, no, no... He's hurt!
You get that ambulance down here,
快去叫救护车 说有警官受伤 快去
you tell them there's an officer down, you do it now!
你看着我 保持清醒 好吗
Shh, shh, shh, hey, you look at me, stay with me, you hear me?
没事 保持清醒 听见了吗
Okay. Shh, shh, stay with me, you hear me?
Shh, shh, ok? You stay with me, ok?
Hey, bud... We're still here.
We're still hanging in.
听着 我很抱歉 伙计
Look, I'm sorry, man.
I'm mean watching the same crap every time I come in here.
Everybody pitched in on these. They uh...
They wanted me to bring them down, they send their love and they just...
They hope you come back real soon.
Linda and Diane from dispatch, they picked these out.
You probably could tell, hmm?
I'll just set this on your side table, ok?
That vase has something special.
Did you steal it from your Grandma Gene's house.
I hope you left her that spoon collection.
Shane, you in the john?
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