And why would you do that?
You're the one who kept your sex life hidden.
I was married.
If you kick me to the curb,
I'll have no reason - not to come out.
And then you, my love, will be another Grace Belknap.
Are you threatening me?
Yes, her husband ran off with their carpenter, I believe.
Oh, your friends were so catty.
For God's sake, Karl...
But you were the cruelest of all, Simone.
"Oh, poor Grace.
"I suppose her carpenter wasn't the only one with a stud finder."
Oh, I imagine those women would relish the poetic justice
if you wound up in the same boat.
Why are you doing this?
I am fighting for our future happiness.
By blackmailing me.
Well, like I said...
you don't respond to small gestures.
What do you think you're doing?
What do you mean?
You own swim trunks, Eli, multiple pairs.
So why did Jade and I just get a face full of ass?
- Well... - I'll tell you why.
You thought if you left Jade and I alone to get comfortable,
we'd get a little loose, a little frisky,
and then you could just slide right in
and the three of us would fuck the night away.
That may have been on my wish list, yes.
Not gonna happen.
But what if it did?
I mean, think about it.
We like sex with each other.
We like sex with hot women.
It's one of the reasons we work as a couple.
We've got so much in common.
That's fine for us.
But what about Jade?
Oh, I'm... I'm pretty sure she's into me.
The other day, she was going on and on
about how much she liked my movie.
I liked The Shining.
That doesn't mean I want to fuck Stephen King.
Okay, all right. Well, well, if you're not sure
that she'd be into it,
No, it'd be weird.
Like, I don't know if she's that adventurous.
She fucked you in a fitting room!
Okay. It would be weird for us.
We've never done anything like this before.
No, it doesn't have to be a big deal.
No, we-we've already got an open marriage.
Why can't it be open to Jade?
I'll ask her for a three-way.
Will that shut you up?
I think you know it will.
Okay, but we won't pressure her.
No. No, no.
I will take her aside, I will ask respectfully,
and if she says no...
She says yes.
You two coming or what?
His boss saw your tits?
Don't make it sound worse than it was.
I'm not sure I could.
I was so angry.
I changed my whole look.
Rob did not even notice.
Here's my two cents, all right?
Spend them wisely.
Rob isn't cheating on you because you don't wear
the latest styles from Paris.
What do you mean?
Ma! Mikey hit me.
What am I, your bodyguard?
Hit him back.
So what I mean is,
how is your love life?
Are you doing everything you can to keep him interested?
Sometimes old dogs need new tricks.
I was a virgin on my wedding night.
I only know what Rob was willing to teach me.
There's a book that you should read.
What is this?
It's a manual.
For married couples.
These are dirty pictures!
Why do you have this?
There was a time that Leo and I felt
our love life needed a little zing.
And you actually do these things?
You see page 76?
That's how we got Benny.
Yeah. That's not for beginners.
Let's go back a few chapters.
Ah. That's a classic.
We like to do that in the shower.
You've done that to Leo?
how I got my Pontiac.
And you really think Rob will like these things?
I won't feel humiliated after?
Sex is how women gain power over men.
And there is nothing humiliating about that.
二 三 四
Two, three, four,
五 六 七 八
five, six, seven, eight...
Simone, I've never seen you work out so fiercely.
I began to wonder if maybe you're upset about something.
Not at all.
Just burning off the muffins you sent.
So, Karl's home?
And everything's fine?
Why do you ask?
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