and convince her to end the affair.
That's what I'm doing.
You sure? 'Cause it sounds like
the two of you are becoming close.
Well, maybe a little.
April is very sweet.
She's so free-spirited.
You wouldn't believe the fun we have together.
Mm-hmm. She sounds nice.
For a girl who's sleeping with your husband.
I know it's odd, but I like her.
I can't help it.
What's wrong with her being a friend?
As long as you don't forget she's also the enemy.
好吧 不如就寻常回答 "她是我们的爱人"
Okay. Well, how about, uh, you know, classic "She's our lover"?
Oof. That is too sexual.
是吗 好吧 那我们的"特殊朋友"
Yeah? All right. Um, our "Special friend"?
That makes me sound slow.
All right. Uh, she's the third prong of our throuple.
Well, now that Jade's gonna live with us,
we got to have some way to introduce her.
Well, why don't we just say she's family?
I love that.
Jade, does that look like Duke's truck to you?
Wait, like, like, scary ex Duke?
Did you tell him you were staying here?
No. I didn't tell anyone.
Oh, God. He's getting out the car.
操 操 操
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
好吧 没事的 没事的
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
好了 好了 好了
Okay, all right, all right.
Look, don't worry. It's gonna be okay.
-我来应付 -等下 什么意思 你来应付
- I got this. - Wait, what do you mean, you got this?
I'm gonna talk to him. You know?
-像男人一样坦率说清楚 -不 伊莱
- Man to man. - No. Eli...
不 别去 伊...
No-- don't-- E...
Oh, that's not good. Okay.
Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm looking for my girlfriend.
A guy told me that she's staying here.
Oh. Uh, who's your girlfriend?
洁德 洁德 洁德... 哪个洁德
Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade... No-- Jade who?
She's in that window, man.
洁德啊 对 对
Oh, Jade. Right. Yeah.Yeah.
-我要跟她谈谈 -好吧 问题是
- I need to talk to her.Oh, okay. - Well, uh, the thing is,
she's not really available right now, so...
Yeah, I think she is.
All right, look-- look, man.
I don't want to get physical with you, okay?
You're right. You don't.
What do you think you're doing?
You must be the fuck buddy.
And you must be Duke, the two-time felon.
Those were both felonies, right?
So if I were to call the cops and they came here
to see you committing a third assault,
that sounds like three strikes to me.
This is the part where you walk away to avoid going to prison.
Tell Jade I'll be in touch.
You know, that was unnecessary.
I had it under control.
-亲爱的 这是团队协作 -我知道
- Honey, it was a team effort. - I know.
Thank you so much.
I was so freaked out.
You're my hero.
Jade, I'm not your hero.
I just, I'm-- want to make sure you're okay.
Ooh, we should invite the Prescotts to the wedding.
Well, I can't stand them, either,
but they spent $10,000 at the gallery last year.
Just put them on the maybe list.
Another maybe? Amy will be here in an hour.
We promised we'd have the guest list done.
What about the... Randalls?
Absolutely not. I despise them.
We went to their son's wedding a month ago.
And never got a thank you note for the candy dish.
- That's awfully petty. - I agree.
How hard is it to write a simple note?
I meant you.
What is going on?
What do you mean, "going on"?
You've been in a foul mood ever since you came home last night.
What could it be?
是因为我指甲断了吗 不 不是这事
Hmm. I broke a nail? No, that's not it.
My husband sleeps with men?
No, couldn't be that.
Fine. Don't tell me.
Look, we have prepaid the caterer for 400 guests.
If we don't finish our list,
then Brad's family will invite more rubes from Oklahoma,
and the entire wedding will turn into a hoedown.
Do they have hoedowns in Oklahoma?
Oh, well, they do in the musical.
First number of act two.
How did I not know what I was getting with you?
Oh, Amy, you're early.
We haven't quite finished the guest list yet.
Brad slept with his ex-girlfriend.
The wedding's off. I require wine.
Watch out, watch ou-- watch out!
That was a blast.
Can I just say, every day I spend with you
feels like an adventure.
We do have fun together, don't we?
To be honest,
I've been feeling a little lonely in L.A.
I know how you feel.
It's nice to have a real girlfriend out here.
Well, it's getting late. I should go.
Wait, do you think you have time for one more adventure tonight?
- I suppose. - Okay.
What are you up to?
Go ahead. Try one.
Brownies? How are they an adventure?
My recipe calls for a special ingredient.
美剧 | 致命女人 | 导航列表