Uh, yes. Now's not a good time.
I'll be quick.
I have something for the two of you.
It's the reason I dropped by.
It's an invitation.
Rob and I are throwing a housewarming party on Saturday;
nothing fancy. Just finger food and beer.
We'll be having some old friends, and
hopefully some new ones.
I can't remember the last time I went to a party.
Uh, do you think you might be able to make it?
I'm just doing a head count.
I don't know, um...
I was coming. I was just, uh, talking to our new neighbor.
Oh, hello there.
I didn't realize we had company.
I'm Beth Ann Stanton.
I've just moved in down the street.
She invited us to, uh, a party.
Oh.Just a little housewarming thing on Saturday.
Mary said she wasn't sure you'd be able to...
No, we'd love to come.
- Really? - Sure.
You want us to bring anything, or...
Just your lovely selves.
Well, all righty, then. We'll see you soon.
I'll check with the ma?tre d',
see if Brad's family's arrived.
Oh, my God.
- It's Hector. - Hector?
He was the best hairdresser I ever had.
I mean, until he dropped me.
Why did he drop you?
Who knows? One day, he just stopped scheduling appointments.
Well, I'm sure you did something to offend him.
Why would you assume that?
Oh, right, I'm horrible.
Mom, this is Brad's sister Patty.
Oh, it's lovely to meet you.
Oh, they've seated us in a private dining room.
Did you arrange that?
I did. I wanted to do something special for my new family.
It's a great idea.
Now we can get as loud and crazy as we want.
I don't know if Amy told you,
but I know how to yodel.
I think I would have remembered that.
Great, let's get the party started.
-卡尔 大家都到了 -好
- Karl, everyone's here. - Oh, good.
- Hello. - Hi.
Oh, here they are.
What a pleasure it is to finally meet you.
I'm Ruby and this is Dwight.
- Charmed. - Well, hello, there.
Sorry we're late.
Well, if you were busy making yourself beautiful,
may I just say, mission accomplished.
I see I'm gonna have to watch my step around you.
I can't tell you how thrilled we are that Amy's marrying a young man
as admirable as your son.
He's like someone on PBS.
Now, who wants champagne?
I'm sure we could all be persuaded.
I could just listen to him talk all day long.
If you were married to him, you would.
Well, Ruby and I are just as crazy about your daughter.
The whole family is.
Patty hasn't shut up about her.
'Cause I'm happy, okay?
I'm finally getting a sister.
Well, I'm thrilled to finally be a part of a big family.
I've always dreamed of hosting large family gatherings.
You know what I dream about?
Oh, I've had that dream.
I always wake up screaming.
Now, why don't you want grandkids?
Well, I'd have to tell people that I'm a grandmother.
And let's face it, who's gonna believe me?
Does anyone need more champagne?
-天啊 需要 -需要 太需要了
Oh, God, yes. Yes, absolutely.
Uh, I'm terribly sorry. Will you excuse me?
I, uh, I desperately need to use the facilities.
Listen to him.
He even makes taking a piss sound fancy.
It is done! I just wrote the words
"Fade to black."
My script is complete!
Oh, my God. Oh.
-宝贝 太棒了 -是的
- Honey, that's amazing. - Yeah, it is.
You know what's amazing? Somehow it all works.
我是说 角色 情节 一切
I mean, the characters, the plot, all of it.
I mean, I probably used the word "Fuck"
about 60 times too many, but that's fixable.
I mean, the point is: I may actually be a good writer.
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, so I called Lamar,
and he wants to take us all out to dinner tonight to celebrate.
Oh, that'd be great.
We should go to La Serata.
- Ooh, molto bene. - Yeah.
Not to change the subject,
but I'm curious about something.
While I was away, did you two fuck?
I don't know why, I just have a feeling.
Am I crazy?
We absolutely fucked.
天 真的啊 好吧
Shit. Wow. Hmm.
Are you upset?
I'm not sure.
It's not like you and I have never done it without Eli.
I mean, obviously I have some feelings
that I need to work through,
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