This is how the movie always ends:
the man slinks back to his wife,
and the whore ends up drunk and alone.
Actually, now that I got four kids,
it doesn't sound so bad.
I was thinking of taking April to a restaurant next week.
You know, to cheer her up.
Beth Ann, the war is over.
You won. Let the enemy limp away in defeat.
April and I grew very close these last few weeks.
It's a true friendship.
She thinks your name is Sheila.
I admit, it's a complicated...
Honey! What's wrong?
April is in my driveway.
What is she doing here?
Why the fuck should I know?
We can't open the door.
I think we're gonna have to.
I think she saw me.
You have to be me.
Are you crazy?
Please. I'm begging.
Christ on a cracker.
And be nice.
May I help you?
Are you Mrs. Robert Stanton?
And who might you be, pray tell?
I'm... a-a waitress at Jansen's Diner in Glendale.
Your husband is one of my regulars.
I don't mean to rush you, dear,
but I have curtains to hem and croutons in the oven.
Yes, I just wanted to come by to say
that I think your husband might have left his coat at the diner.
Well, mercy me.
I-I'm not even sure if it's his, but...
if you wouldn't mind just telling him that I stopped by
and asking him to call me.
He knows your number...
At the diner.
He could just give me a call at the diner.
I'll tell him.
- Bye now. - Goodbye.
I have never said "Mercy me."
But you do bake your own croutons.
I can't believe April actually came to the house.
Got to say, I'm impressed.
That tramp, she ain't going down without a fight.
Well, this tramp isn't either.
You know what I mean.
I have to leave in ten minutes,
and I have got absolutely no idea what to wear.
You're so cute,
all aflutter over your dinner with your new beau.
Is this pastel too gay?
Have you ever seen a straight pastel?
Will you please put the paper down and help me?
I'm trying to find a nice place for you to live.
Oh, what about a condo at Sanford Palms?
That's only about five blocks away from here.
Well, I still want us to have our movie nights.
You wouldn't have to drive home after cocktails.
Our friends are going to despise us.
When people split up,
they prefer venom and fireworks,
tears and accusations.
So childish and petty.
- Besides, we did that last week. - Right.
I've narrowed it down to these two.
Which do you prefer?
Are you sure?
Why do you care which suit?
How long is it gonna be on, really?
Oi! I'm a good girl, I am.
I don't let no gentleman touch me what ain't bought me lobster first.
Oh, that's Tommy.
Don't do Eliza for him.
He won't understand the reference,
and he'll think you're having a stroke.
Yes. Much humor is lost on the younger generation.
Tommy. Come in.
Where's Mr. Grove?
He has a date tonight.
With a guy?
I've lost a husband, but I've gained a gay sidekick.
we don't have to hide when we do this.
I'm feeling something interesting.
Can you blame me?
Not down there-- up here.
Is this for me?
I was saving that for after dinner.
Do you think you can wait?
What a question.
Of course not.
Your taste is improving.
A woman like you deserves the best.
And I-I want you to see that I can give that to you.
He hasn't left yet?
Thank God I caught you.
I need fresh eyes on an outfit.
Uh, Simone prefers the linen,
but I think the navy's more slimming.
Y-You're not fat.
没错 作为直男 我的确算是很瘦了
Yes. As a straight man, I am boyishly slim.
但作为基佬 我还是再瘦一点比较好 所以...
However, as a homo, I could afford to lose a few. So...
See what Tommy gave me.
Hark at you.
Diamond Jim Brady Bunch.
Anyway, which one?
Just pick one.
Navy it is. Thank you.
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