- What? - I want to buy this house.
Can I talk with my husband for a moment in private, please?
Take your time.
-怎么了 -老兄 你疯了吗
- What? - Dude, are you crazy?
Are you cra...? Did you not see that pool?
And that kitchen is huge.
对 但是需要彻底重新装♥修♥ 我们没那么多钱
Yeah, and it needs a complete remodel. We can't afford that.
D-Don't worry about the money, all right?
My career is taking off.
The reviews for Jenny from Yesterday are through the roof.
Yeah, I know, but even so, it's still risky.
Risky? Are you hearing yourself right now?
- Do you know who you sound like? - Who?
Me... when we were talking about having an open marriage?
Okay, that's not the same thing.
No. I was... I was nervous.
I was unsure that we could make it work, but you convinced me.
And now our life is so much more exciting for it.
Now think about how much even more exciting our life would be
with that fucking kitchen, right?
Oh, sweetie, you still have that cold?
好了 我没事 我没事
It's fine. I'm good. I'm good.
Just, Taylor, trust me.
Okay? Believe in me.
I promise you I will not let you down.
Take it slow.
God, everything hurts.
Well, here's something to ease the pain.
I went by the house. All of Jade's stuff is gone.
That was fast.
Yeah. Well, she knows we're onto her.
She can't just stick around, waiting for the cops to show up.
Oh, speaking of the house,
I, uh, got you a little something.
A business card?
Yeah. For Lamar's realtor.
If it's okay with you, I want to sell the house.
Yeah, it just feels like
every wrong turn we've made can be traced back
to the moment where I talked you into buying it.
wouldn't have met Jade.
No Jade, no relapse.
I mean, we'd lose a lot of stress.
The mortgage payments alone.
Look at that smile.
All right. So how much downsizing are we up for?
Fuck it. Let's just buy a field.
We can pitch a tent.
Tent in a field. We'd be living the dream.
And the best part about moving... Jade won't be able to find us.
Where do you think she went?
I don't know.
Let's just hope she's a thousand miles away by now.
Grammy Sue gave that to him for their first wedding anniversary.
He wore it every day, but he never wound it.
He always used to say that
"When I met my Susie, it was like time stood still."
Give you 35.
It's worth much more than that.
Cash-wise, it's worth $35.
- Well, I need more. - All right.
I'll throw in an extra five for the story.
And 'cause I like your... face.
How about a grand?
I don't like your face that much.
Okay, well, then a couple hundred.
-亲爱的 我说了 -拜托
- Honey, I told you... - Please.
You don't understand what I've been through lately.
I've lost everything, and I just need a little...
What you need is to give the waterworks a rest.
I made you my offer, so either take it
or get the hell out.
The fuck?! I'm calling the cops!
Yeah, I get that a lot.
早上好 玛丽 我希望我没打扰你
Morning, Mary. I hope I'm not interrupting?
不 完全没有 拉尔夫刚去上班
No, not at all. Ralph just left for work.
I know. I waited for him to go.
I need to speak to you privately.
- What's going on? - I've thought of a way
to solve our respective marital difficulties.
I've come up with a plan on how to kill our husbands.
Please invite me in.
This is the sort of thing we should discuss over coffee.
That's the plan.
- We'd never get away with it. - But we would.
Think about it. Technically speaking,
we wouldn't be doing anything illegal.
How could we be sure that Rob and Ralph
would even swallow the bait?
That's the beauty of the plan.
It's tailor-made to fit
their horribly predictable personalities.
What if someone discovers what we've done?
I don't plan on telling anyone.
I don't know.
Ralph deserves to die.
And... after everything Rob's put you through,
he's just as bad.
But the Bible says,
"Thou shalt not kill."
God might not understand.
But I'm sure God's wife will.
Now, what do you say?
You seem surprised to see me.
Well, we're such social pariahs these days,
I'm surprised to see anyone.
At this point, I'd roll out the red carpet
for a Jehovah's Witness.
How are you feeling?
Simone's in the kitchen.
How is your mother's physical therapy going?
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