Hey, happy birthday.
-嘿 -嘿 宝贝
- Oh, hey. -Hey, baby.
Hey, happy birthday.
Hi. How are you?
Hey, birthday baby!
It's laced with cocaine like the Israelis do it.
Are you having fun?
Fun is for suckers, Max.
Two minutes ago, I turned 36.
Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun.
Don't be morbid. This is your party,
and I'm making you a fucking birthday chicken.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
天啊 那卫生间太赞了 那道门
Oh, my God, that bathroom, so killer. That door...
- Oh, yeah. - Straight fire.
I'm the artist and you're the factory.
Lizzy, you made that door?
-不 她做的 -她造的
- No, she made it. - She built it.
-恭喜 很可怕 -谢谢
- Congrats. It's terrifying. - Thank you.
You having fun, birthday buddy?
Fun straddling. Hey, you're a good person to ask this.
Do, uh-- Do ladies have midlife crises?
Why? 'Cause I'm dating a younger woman?
- Younger? - Dating?
Fine, fucking a 22 year old.
Does she know what 9/11 is?
Aren't you a little young for a mid-life crisis?
I mean, I smoke what? Two packs a day.
I have the internal organs of a man twice my age.
If I make it to my low 70s, I'll be shocked.
My cat's gone.
-燕麦 不是吧 -什么叫走了
- Oatmeal, no. - What do you mean, gone?
Well, you know, not gone gone,
but he hasn't been back in three days.
Usually if he wanders off, he's back at my place or the deli
within 48 hours max.
Oh, he's dead.
不 不 它没死
No. No, he's not dead.
It's New York City. You can't let a cat outside.
-不行 -从根本上说 它是熟食店猫
- You can't. - Fundamentally, he's a deli cat.
He has survived more than the three of us can imagine.
Okay, maybe you should
consider making Oatmeal a strictly indoor cat...
to be safe.
Man, okay. You know what?
I don't believe in dictating
the boundaries of a sentient being's existence.
For you, it's safety. For me and Oatmeal, it's a prison.
不管你自我感觉有多老 小纳 你听着像是22岁
However old you feel, Nad, you definitely sound 22.
Thank you. It's my bad attitude that keeps me young.
Let's make some choices.
So when people say working class,
what they really mean is people
who can't afford to go to college.
So these people,
they feel sidelined by the American dream, right?
So they resort to xenophobia and the bigotry,
which the right stokes with pundit bullying,
which is why we're in the situation we're in now.
It's people voting against their own interests.
- They don't know-- - You got kids?
- What is that? Your pick-up line? - Well...
Hasn't failed me yet.
Yeah, I've got a son.
-我不想看照片 -不是照片 是短♥信♥
- I don't want to see a picture. - It's not a picture, it's a text.
Oh, from your wife?
His mother and I split up last year.
I have a cat.
Your place is great.
Oh, it's not my place. It's just my party.
You know, this whole building used to be a school for Jews.
Yeshiva students used to
study the Talmud right where you're standing.
What do you do?
I'm a software engineer.
You know, I freelance.
Uh, I used to work for Rock n' Roll games.
I play Dark Justice all the time.
Battleground Blackout too. What's your handle?
- I don't play. - You don't play.
Jesus, you're wet.
I know, right? It's like, don't go chasing waterfalls.
Lisa Left Eye Lopes was always my favorite
because she burned down...
That guy's house.
Hi, do you have a quarter?
-你好 你有25美分吗 -没
- Hi, do you have a quarter? - No.
You all right?
I think I know that guy.
Okay, here you go. Take it easy.
Worries me a bit.
Let's get some provisions.
I'm telling you, my sister, you should go for her.
She's fucking hot. She's fucking hot.
-我经常给她发短♥信♥ 她从不 -这太棒了
- I text her a lot. She doesn't-- - This is great.
I feel like I'm choking you, but I'm not.
Okay, big boy. All right.
好的 不错 不错
All right. Yes. Yes.
- See... - That's lambskin.
Now, that's a good call,
'cause my little pussy lips are allergic to latex.
Well, good, then. Where's the guy?
Wait for me in the back. It's okay.
Hey, Farran, how's it going?
Hey. Ah, it's been better. Came to get smokes?
You seen Oatmeal?
Uh, not for a while.
Um, I leave the Meow Mix back there, but, uh, nothing.
- What's up with your friend? - He's having a rough night.
Dude, I'm telling you. She's into you.
Okay, 'cause I just texted her.
I talk to my sister all the time, and she thinks you're hot.
Just text her.
Hey. Hey, legs.
Where's Clockwork Bar?
You want to take a left at Disneyland, dipshit.
别这样 我们刚来这个街区 哪里有派对
Oh, come on. We're new to the neighborhood. Where can we party?
-D大道和8街交汇处 -好的 谢谢
- Avenue D and 8th Street. - All right. Thank you.
Was that so hard?
Fucking seriously, bro?
- Okay. -Jesus.
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