You see, not long ago,
my husband was involved in a serious accident, and it's...
Hold up. I've... I've got something here.
Thank God. I had no idea where I was going with that.
Yeah, coz pitchfork to the neck is such a cliche.
So these are all the telephone orders made in the days
before the cake arrived.
And you can see the origin of the calls here.
伦敦 伦敦 伦敦
London, London, London.
赫特福德郡 伦敦 艾塞克斯 雷克雅维克
Hertfordshire, London, Essex, Reykjavik.
You know, I lost my virginity in Reykjavik.
Nothing. Just surprised.
Surprised that it was in Reykjavik,
or surprised that it happened?
Can we get back to it, please?
There. Stop there.
Dasha Duzran has been running Villanelle out of Barcelona.
That's got to be her.
What about recent activity on the card?
Can you get to that, Bear?
- Not legally. - Okay.
Do it anyway.
You can't get raided twice in a day.
It's a rule.
Okay, looks like it was used just 20 minutes ago.
You look ridiculous.
It's my family tartan.
We agreed German.
Germans don't wear kilts.
Yeah. I changed my mind.
So, here we are.
You ladies celebrating something?
- Yes. - No.
- My promotion. - We are here on business.
My mother has a funny sense of humour.
来吧 妈妈 快点
Come on, Mother. Hurry up.
You think you've won,
because you've got your stinking promotion?
I was trying to be modest, but if you're going to force my hand...
You have not won. I have won.
I have done everything they asked me to do.
Ever since they first dumped you on me.
When you had little mosquito bites for breasts.
And now I get to go home.
You know what's waiting for you at home?
Vodka. Proper Russian Vodka.
Do you think anyone in Russia
cares about a bendy KGB crone?
Russia has vegans now.
Did you know that?
You go into a restaurant, you ask for stroganoff,
they're going to laugh in your face.
- So what? - So what?
So what? I'm not interested in hero's welcome.
-不吗 -就算我想吃酸奶油肉 我儿子也给我做
- No? - And if I want stroganoff, my son can make it for me.
Ha! You didn't know I had a son?
Or maybe I forgot to mention him?
I'm going to die with my feet up
and my hand held.
you have destroyed any home you've ever had.
And you're going to die alone.
Does your son have your halitosis?
好吧 我承认 你确实很搞笑
Well, you are funny. I'll give you that.
Can I have his number?
It's such an intoxicating scent.
What is it with everyone hiding in the dark?
You want to send me to an early grave?
I'm so sorry. I...
I thought it would be a nice surprise.
There's no such thing as a nice surprise.
How do you get in?
Er, you left a key with your neighbour.
How stupid of me.
Have some water.
You look nice.
I... I feel so stupid now. I...
I brought steak and wine.
I thought we could have a proper dinner together,
but maybe I should go.
It's not a great time.
对 我该走了 我应该...
Yeah, I should go. I should...
I should never have, erm...
I guess Mom's been extra difficult recently,
and I just wanted to get away for a night.
I think she's on the verge of discovering something big,
and you know how she is when she's got the bit between her teeth.
What kind of steak?
I do like filet mignon.
- You bastard! - What?
I said I liked it.
Mum said you were trying to play me,
and I didn't believe her.
Can we do this another time?
And let you disappear into the ether?
I won't disappear into the ether.
Okay. I will disappear into the ether.
But you have to understand, it's not personal.
I will make as much noise as I like!
Just once, I want to make a scene
and not be told to "be quiet" or to "pull myself together,"
- or that I'm "being ridiculous." - Fine.
Seeking out someone whose brother has just died,
taking advantage of their grief
when they're at their most vulnerable.
What kind of person does that?
I'm a shit. Okay?
I used you to spy on your mother.
I hope you die.
That's very possible.
I am going to miss this.
Looking like a prophylactic that can't play golf?
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