He is like little puppy dog.
You know he lives in the barn.
I like to sleep there some nights.
There's a hole in roof and I can see stars.
There is hole in roof and he can see stars.
- Screw you! - Screw you!
快坐下吧 你个妈宝 真是...
Oh, you sit down. Mummy's boy, yeah, is good...
-知道了 爸爸 -很好
- Izini, Papa. - Good.
I like to make speech.
This night is very, very special for me.
My girl, my little girl...
Welcome home, Oksana!
I've never actually lived here.
- Welcome home! - Well, okay.
I'll go along with it for the sake of the moment!
♪Crocodile Rock - Elton John♪
*I remember when Rock was young*
*Me and Susie had so much fun*
*Holding hands and skimming stones*
*Had an old gold Chevy And a place of my own*
*But the biggest kick I ever got*
*Was doing a thing Called the Crocodile Rock*
*While the other kids were Rocking round the clock*
*We were hopping and bopping To the Crocodile Rock*
*Well, Crocodile Rocking Is something shocking*
*When your feet Just can't keep still*
*I never knew me a better time And I guess I never will*
-*上帝啊 这些美好的周五夜晚* -一起来啊
- *Oh, lawdy mama Those Friday nights* - Come on, come on
*When Susie wore Her dresses tight*
*And the Crocodile Rocking Was out of sight*
This is my, er, how you call this?
You saw this wood all day, like Dad?
It's not so bad.
I used to do woodwork.
You always wanted to be a firefighter. Right?
Yeah, that was before I realise I'm scared of heights.
So, you've had a good life, huh?
What makes you say that?
Bor'ka say you've been all over the world.
Is that why you became pilot? So you could travel?
I missed you.
You really don't remember Dad?
What was he like?
He taught me how to fight.
He was much better.
She was mean.
You were mean.
You were annoying.
I beat the crap out of sofa
so I don't beat the crap out of people.
You think that's weird?
Just beat the crap out of people.
It will make you feel a lot better.
Did you think we were dead too?
That's what orphanage told you?
How they say we die?
This is the greatest golubtsy you ever tasted.
What are they doing over there?
Annual festival tomorrow. We host for local villages.
It's so great!
You'll have lots of fun, I promise.
You can't promise that.
Everyone have fun at festival. You'll see.
Don't you want to get out?
- Mum needs me. - For what?
I'm not like you. You were always strong.
Being strong is a choice.
Don't stay here for her.
She wants to control you.
She's not a bad woman.
People here say she's saint.
People here don't know her.
Why did you come, Oksana?
Because I had the hiccups.
What are you doing?
Having a moment.
Look, it's me and sister having lunch.
纳吉娅 看到了吗 我姐姐
Nadege has been cooking for me since I was a kid.
Nadege enters her piroshki every year
- and has won the last... - Nineteen years.
You know Bor'ka is entering a piroshki this year.
He wants the prize money.
And I am going to help him.
But you are shit at cooking.
I know, but he needs help.
Are you weird asshole like him?
Armstrong said moving in the lunar gravity
was easier than the simulations.
And once Aldrin joined Armstrong...
You see this?
Giant leap for mankind was in Nevada.
They're trying to fool us, you know.
- Who? - Them.
All of them.
They never even went to space. You know why?
'Cause they don't want us to know that the Earth is flat.
Do you think this funny?
There is secret organisation,
that make influence on every government in world.
And they will cause downfall of planet and you won't laugh.
And you know that in every, er...
-情报机构 你知道吧 -嗯
- Er, intelligence agency, yes? - Yeah.
俄♥罗♥斯♥联邦安♥全♥局♥ 法国对外安♥全♥局♥ 军情六处
FSB, DGSE, MI6,
all have people working for this organisation.
And you know what they are?
那个英国人 大卫·艾克This man in England, David Icke.
- You know David Icke? - Of course.
Very smart man. Knows many things.
See? We blow your mind.
How many grams is, erm, ounce?
And what the hell do I do with that?