该死 破玩意儿 拜托给力点
Damn it. Stupid thing, come on.
打造那地球钻孔机 科尔沃 秀出你的蓝色双臂
Ooh, build that Earth drill, Korvo. Work those blue arms.
Stop undressing me with your eyes, Debbie.
I just want to work out here in peace.
I'm not out here for your sexual titillation.
Hey, the replicants missed the bus. Can you take them to school?
- I got stuff to do. - We didn't miss it.
- They purposely skipped our house. - I'm sure it was an accident.
The bus driver hates us
because I tried to harvest one small tiny sample of her eye.
Can we please go?
Homeroom is where I decide who I'm going to crush on for the day.
-不行 我很忙 -拜托 科尔沃 别这样
- No, I'm busy. - Oh, come on, Korvo. Don't be like that.
You should be helping me construct the Earth drill.
I have to take the Pupa to the dog park.
We don't wanna miss the labradoodles.
Oh, oh, is the dog park more important than mining nickel alloys
so we can repair our spaceship?
Uh, I don't know, Korvo.
Can nickel alloy catch a Frisbee in the air?
We won't know until we get some.
You know, sometimes it feels like I'm the only Shlorpion
who wants to escape this garbage planet.
Hey, hey, you're the one who chose to land here.
My scans didn't indicate it was a human-infested crap hole
without a single redeeming value, Terry.
We have been stranded here for a year.
How is that not a problem for you?
Come on, all right. Come to papo.
不 不 不要啊
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you guys, there was a shooting at the dog park,
but you would never know
'cause these dogs are just so happy, aren't they?
Yeah, you like those little stumps? You gonna lick 'em?
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.
Until the asteroid hit.
One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa
and escaped into, uh, the space,
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo.
这是我的节目 我的噗噗掉了 你看到我了吗
This is-this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
This is ridiculous.
I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
And one of these days, I'm gonna blow it up
and just be done with the whole stupid thing, I swear to God.
Oh, look at those cute little feet.
They're really growing in. Look at 'em go!
- Don't look at them. - I have the whole day planned out.
We're gonna go buy lottery tickets, we're gonna win a million dollars,
but then, we give it all as a tip to a waitress
and totally change her life.
加油 女友 给自己买♥♥双新鞋
You go, girlfriend. Buy yourself a new pair of shoes.
My plan is to sit in dim light, spray nutrients on my stumps,
so-until they grow out, and I'll study repair manuals.
Korvotron, come on.
I know Earth is a little more inhabited
with sentient life than you expected, but it can still be fun.
You just got to roll, roll with the homies.
I'm not gonna ever like it here. Stop trying to cheer me up.
-让我安静长脚 -随便你 科尔沃
- I just-let me grow my feet in peace. - Whatever, Korvo.
You ever get the feeling people think we're weird?
No, and as a scientist/bounty hunter,
I am extremely perceptive.
E. T. sucks.
Go back to Uranus.
We're actually not even from this quadrant.
I don't think we should have to go to school with aliens
who are probably gonna zap us with their ray guns.
Uh-uh-uh. Don't be racist. We don't zap people.
Are you filthy fucking aliens fighting in the hallway?
Principal Cooke's office, now.
Who, who is this, uh, Funbucket character?
Why do you care?
I was unaware of a second sentient species on this planet.
Bingo bango, I'm Funbucket.
Hm, I, I like that catchphrase.
Oh, yeah, he's got a bunch of 'em. "Bingo bango"
is the tip of the iceberg, my friend.
Oh, my. Funbucket appears to have a healthy disdain for humans.
Oh, yeah. One time he fed magic beans to Mr. Shromer
and it turned him into a bush.
It turned him into a bush!
Oh, he must have hated that.
-他讨厌吗 -是的 他气死了
- Did he hate it? - Oh, yeah, he was pissed.
Wow, Funbucket doesn't follow any rules, does he?
It appears that he has a secret lab in a little boy's basement.
Yeah, they use it to solve small mysteries.
You know, simple math equations,
or who stole the principal's, uh, new pen.
This guy is fascinating. I wish we lived near Funbucket.
We could hang out and talk shit about humans all day and night.
Do science. You know, Funbucket's kind of a Korvo.
Don't you think, Terry?
Bet he hates Earth and their stupid monthly calendar as much as I do.
Saturday, come on down to the Gretchen-Darth Mall
for the annual mega sale.
Deals in every store,
and a chance to win one of St. Peter's finger bones!
With special appearances by Funbucket and Rungo the Clown.
Oh, Rungo's legit. He has orange hair and his house is a boot.
- I think he lives in Michigan. - Wait.
Funbucket is gonna be at our mall?
We could meet him.
Oh, dude, you could compare notes with him.
He could help us with the mission. Huh?
You like that M-word, don't you?
We have to watch all of these episodes, Terry.
I need to learn everything about Funbucket.
Does he have a penis? Does he reproduce?
我...我不知道 伙计 还没演呢
I don't-- I don't know, man. I mean, it hasn't come up.
Yeah, I mean, I think he probably does have a penis.
-也许是大鸡鸡 -很好 很好 特里
- It's probably huge. - That's good, that's good, Terry.
We have to know all this stuff before we meet him at the mall.
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
- About what? - Someone broke into the computer lab
and reprogrammed the iMacs with artificial intelligence.
I used to be a cop. My name is Richard Michaels.
This thing's been trying to arrest everyone that uses it.
You're just blaming us because we're aliens.
Everyone has access to those computers.
We found this stuck in the door.
Wha, uh, uh, I've got both of mine.
Why does that one look new?
'cause I keep it in a glove.
From now on, I want nothing but perfect behavior from you two.
No terraforming the gym or making pod people
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