So if a photon is directed through a plane
with two slits in it and either slit is observed,
it will not go through both slits.
If it's unobserved,it will.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane
But before it hits its target,
it won't have gone through both slits.
Agreed. what's your point?
There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
-excuse me. -hang on.
One across is "aegean."
Eight down is "nabokov."
26 across is "mcm."
14 down is... move your finger...
"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"
你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了 所以是"太子港"
See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."
-can I help you? -yes.
Is this the high-iq sperm bank?
If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.
I think this is the place.
-fill these out. -thank you.
-we'll be right back. -take your time.
I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
Leonard,I don't think I can do this.
What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.
No. we are committing genetic fraud.
There's no guarantee that our sperm
is going to generate high-iqOffspring.
Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix
Who hostesses at fuddruckers.
Sheldon,this was your idea.
A little extra money to get
fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.
I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.
But there's some poor woman
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use
An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.
Well,what do you want to do?
I want to leave.
What's the protocol for leaving?
I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
Let's try just walking out.
-再见 -再见 很高兴见到你
-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.
Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,
-most people will trip. -i don't care.
Two milli... that doesn't seem right.
不 是真的 我12岁时做过一系列试验
No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12
My father broke his clavicle.
Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
No. that was a result of my work with lasers.
Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.
We don't live together. I mean...
We live together,
But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.
Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.
-我是里奥纳德 他是谢尔顿 -你好
-leonard. sheldon. -hi.
Welcome to the building.
Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.
-well... bye. -bye.
Should we have invited her for lunch?
No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
We already watched the season two dvds.
Not with commentary.
I think we should be good neighbors
And invite her over,make her feel welcome.
We never invited louie-slash-louise over.
And that was wrong of us.
We need to widen our circle.
I have a very wide circle.
I have 212 friends on myspace.
Yes,and you've never met one of them.
That's the beauty of it.
I'm gonna invite her over.
We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
聊天? 我们平时不聊天 至少下了网不聊
Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.
It's not difficult.
You just listen to what she says
And then you say something appropriate in response.
To what end?
We brought home indian food.
I know that moving can be stressful,
And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,
That good food and company can have a comforting effect.
还有 咖喱本身有通便功效 我想我不必再说
Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you
That,you know,a clean colon is just...
One less thing to worry about.
I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,
You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
You're inviting me over to eat?
Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.
So,what do you guys do for fun around here?
Today we tried masturbating for money.
Okay,make yourself at home.
You're very welcome.
This looks like some serious stuff.
-里奥纳德 这是你写的? -不 这是我的
-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.
Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics