我试过 大概2秒 蔬菜汤花2.6秒
I've done it. About two seconds. 2. 6 for minestrone.
总之 我在考虑来个生物学的社交探索 结合神经化学方面的专家知识
anyway,I was thinking more of a bio- social exploration with a neuro- chemical overlay.
Wait,are you asking me out?
I was going to characterize it as the modification of our colleague- slash- friendship paradigm
with the addition of a date like component,
but we don't need to quibble over terminology.
What sort of experiment would you propose?
There's a generally accepted pattern in this area.
I would pick you up,take you to a restaurant.
Then we would see a movie,
probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of hugh grant or sandra bullock.
And would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate either the success or failure of the date would be based
on the biochemical reaction during the good night kiss?
心跳率 生化信息素等等 的确
Heart rate,pheromones,etc. Yes.
Why don't we just stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable?
You mean kiss you now?
Can you define the parameters of the kiss?
Close - mouthed but romantic. Mint?
shall I count down from three?
No,I think it needs to be spontaneous.
What do you think?
You proposed the experiment. I think you should present your findings first.
On the plus side,it was a good kiss.
Reasonable technique,no extraneous spittle.
On the other hand,no arousal.
- 没感觉? - 没有
- None? - None.
Well,thank you for your time.
None at all?
Sheldon 如果你是机器人 我知道但你自己不知道...
Sheldon,if you were a robot,and I knew and you didn'T... ...
would you want me to tell you?
When I learn that I'm a robot...
will I be able to handle it?
也许吧 虽然历来的科幻小说 都不能苟同这点
Maybe- - although the history of science fiction is not on your side.
Okay,uh,let me ask you this- -
when I learn that I'm a robot,
would I be bound by asimov's three laws of robotics?
You might be bound by them right now.
Have you ever harmed a human being
or through inaction allowed a human being to come to harm?
Of course not.
Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases
where a human being would have been endangered?
I smell robot.
Hey,what's going on?
Internet's been down for half an hour.
Also,sheldon may be a robot.
So how'd it go with leslie?
哦 我们试着接吻 但地球没转
Oh,we tried kissing,but the earth didn't move.
I mean,any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway.
Oh,I've seen that look before.
This is just going to be two weeks of moping
and tedious emo songs
and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.
I don't know if I can take it.
You could power down.
Well,as usual,wolowitz has the solution.
I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women
and leonard could have his pick.
remember the latin hips.
Shoulders stay still,and... we sway.
一 二 三...
五 六 七
I think mrs. Tishman's got her eye on you.
I've been there. You're in for a treat.
She said,"you don't know me"
"you don't even care"
She said,"you don't know me"
"you don't wear my chains"
"哦 耶" 天啊 这歌真棒
oh,yeah. God,that's a good song.
If you're compiling a mix cd for a double suicide.
Oh,I hope that scratching post is for you.
I know what you're thinking. I've taken your asthma into account.
There's a feline geneticist in san diego
who's developed the cutest little hypoallergenic calicos.
Leonard,listen to me...
I've been thinking about names.
I'm kind of torn between einstein,newton and sergeant fuzzy boots.
Leonard,do you really think you can satisfy your need
for a relationshh witip a genetically altered cat?
If it's a cute,little,cuddly cat.
Oh,come on. Leonard...
this is obviously about penny.
It doesn't matter.
The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me.
Okay,look,I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with penny
as the hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man
with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you.
You did not ask her out.
I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out.
No,no,now that was not my point.
My point was don't buy a cat.
No,but you're right.
I should march over there and ask her out.
Oh,goody,we're getting a cat.
下午好 Penny 嗨 你好
Good afternoon,penny. So,hi... hey.
I was wondering if you had plans for dinner.
Uh,you mean dinner tonight?
There is an inherent ambiguity in the word "dinner."
Technically it refers to the largest meal of the day whenever it's consumed.
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