I was wrong. It is a fear of heights.
You all right there,Cooper?
I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent function that's approached an asymptote.
Are you saying you're stuck?
What part of inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote did you not understand?
我都明白 我又不是白♥痴 接着爬啦
I understood all of it. I'm not a moron. Just keep going.
Yeah,I don't think I can.
Well,then climb back down.
No,that doesn't seem any more likely.
What's your plan,Cooper?
Well,it's not exactly a plan,but I think I'm going to pass out.
I'm sorry,can we please just do it one more time?
好的 一二 一二三
It's a little thing,but you really do miss it.
I brought my new friend Barry Kripke home for dinner.
Hello to you,too.
How was rock climbing?
He passed out.
Just hung there like a big salami.
那 那 那是我的座
Tha-tha-that's where I sit.
Ooh,you have a special spot? What kind of wacko are you?
How much time you got?
You want some Chinese food?
Terrific. Got any dental floss?
In the bathroom.
Be right back.
I got to floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm gonna eat Chinese.
Sheldon,are you okay?
哦 好呀 全晕过去了 但值了
Oh,yes,I pass out all the time,but it was worth it.
I've made substantial progress in bonding with Kripke,which brings me to an awkward moment.
Maintaing five friendships promises to be a Herculean task,so...
I'm going to have to let one of you go.
我 我 选我吧
Me,me,let it be me.
莱纳德 你是我的室友 我的出行工具
Leonard,you are my roommate,my source of transportation,
and you help me fold my sheets when they come out of the dryer.
You are safe.
- 能吹口哨不? - 别犯傻
- Can I whistle? - Don't be silly.
霍华德 你没有博士学位 你的古龙水刺♥激感官
Howard,you do not have a PhD; your cologne is an assault on the senses;
and you're not available for video games during the Jewish high holidays.
Guilty as charged. I'm out.
No. You too are safe.
哦 不是吧 我该怎么做呀?
Oh,come on. What do I have to do?
Okay,you know what? I see where this is going.
我不属于你们中的一员 我也不是科学家 直接告诉我...
I'm not one of you guys. I'm not a scientist,so just tell me...
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 你说的都对 但请听我说完
Penny,Penny,Penny,everything you're saying is true,but please allow me to continue.
That's a good question.
While you do provide a certain cultural diversity to an otherwise homogenous group,
your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.
How could you for a moment think that my favorite amino acid is glutamine?
He had lysine,but changed it.
I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open for new food.
How did I walk past you?
- 我是贝瑞 - 佩妮
- I'm Barry. - Penny.
Eh,that's not a very hot name.
I'm going to call you Roxanne.
Suddenly,I'm looking pretty good,huh?
Kripke 我在想你能不能借我用用 开放科学网格计算机呢?
So,Kripke,I was wondering if there's any chance you could get me some time on the open science grid computer?
- 不行 - 不行? 我们是朋友啊
- No. - No? But we're friends.
抱歉 不行 我的盆友
I'm sorry. No,my friend.
I was given to understand that you allow your friends time on the machine.
不 不是那么回事 有正式安排的 我做不了主
No,that's wrong. There's an official schedule. I have no control over it.
Well,this entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.
Raj,you're back in.
He likes monkeys.
*****im credit for sticking with it.
I didn't think he had it in him.
And he almost made it to the top this time.