It's not like I'm running up and down the streets
just buying myself berets.
I bought one, like, a month ago,
and it was back-ordered.
-现在终于寄到了 有问题么？ -没有
Look, it finally arrived, all right? All right.
Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?!
Oh, good, that was an unusual interaction.
I wasn't sure.
Did you guys have an argument?
Well, you clearly did something to aggravate her.
I'm at a loss.
If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions
and see if there's a blunder I overlooked.
Here you go.
Oh, you owe me another two dollars.
The price of moo shu pork went up.
It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.
Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce.
谢谢 莱纳德 我该给多少
Thank you, Leonard. What's my share?
Don't worry about it. It's my treat.
No, really, how much?
It's... whatever. $10, $11.
Well, which is it, $10 or $11?
$14.50. But it's no biggie.
You'll get the next one.
He was just wondering if he wore
skintight jeans and a tank top
if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free.
What are you saying?
That I'm using my body to get dinner?
That I'm some kind of Chinese food prostitute?
对 拉杰 你什么意思
Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?
'Cause let me tell you something, buddy.
I pay my own way in this world, okay?
I don't rely on anybody!
What was that about?
He has a nervous bladder when he's stressed out.
Kind of like a puppy.
莱纳德 拿着 10, 11, 12... 14块
Here, Leonard-- $10, $11, $12... $14.
It was $14.50, but it's okay.
Oh, good. Dinner's here.
Yes, dinner's here, and I'm having some.
I'm having takeout food.
Okay. You're damn right it's okay.
I've been having leftovers at the restaurant for like four days,
and I wanted something different. So sue me.
Forgive me, Penny, but that would be
the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.
Sheldon, look, I will pay you back as soon as I can.
You just have to give me more time.
Oh, wait, you lent her money?
She needed money.
You seem under pressure.
Did I not lend you a sufficient amount?
Because I can give you more.
Oh, you know, you would just love that, wouldn't you?
Yeah. You would just love to open up your little snake can
and throw some money at the girl who can't pay her bills.
Where are you going?
Going home, where I won't be interrogated like a criminal.
I forgot my fortune cookie.
In case either of you have larceny in your heart,
you should know that I've moved my money out of the snake can.
But if you're ever short,
there's always a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.
A little mood lighting, huh?
When I didn't pay my bill,
the Department of Water and Power thought
I would enjoy the ambience.
Yeah, they're very considerate that way.
I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.
Then I had like $14 left over.
Put it back in your pocket,
or I'll find some other place to put it.
Back in the pocket it goes.
要知道 谢尔顿真不在乎 什么时候你还他钱
Look, you do understand that Sheldon really doesn't care when he gets the money back.
It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that doesn't make you want to,
you know, kill him.
Yeah, well, that's not really my big problem.
So you're a little behind on your bills.
Everybody gets behind on their bills.
Yeah, I know, it's just... this wasn't the plan.
It wasn't supposed to go this way.
Well, what was the plan?
Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.
Was there a plan B?
It's probably not as bad as you think.
Let's take a look.
Maybe we can find some corners to cut.
Oh, here's something.
If you don't have electricity,
then you probably don't need cable.
Just a suggestion.
$170 dollars for acting classes?
Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes.
I'm a professional actress.
You've had an acting job where you got paid?
That is not the definition of professional.
Actually, it kind of... Let's keep looking.
Whoa, what's $1,800 to the Los Angeles County Superior Court?
Oh, that's nothing.
It sounds like you got caught speeding
going 4,000 miles an hour.
Well, remember Kurt?
He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.
-What? -He was drunk.
I would hope so.
Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding tickets
and a bench warrant,
so I, you know, I paid his fines.
Did he pay you back?
No, but he will.
And that's based on the inherent credit-worthiness of people
who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles?
Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money.
what are you gonna do?
I don't know,
but I may have to find a cheaper place to live.
Oh, you don't want to do that.