Moving is a big deal.
You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes,
and if they're not clean, then your books smell like melons,
and it's just, like...
Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here
do you know anybody
Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon
wouldn't mind moving in with you.
莱纳德 亲爱的 如果我们开始一起住的话
Oh, Leonard, honey, if we started living together,
I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.
And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.
This moo shu pork's burning a hole through my duodenum.
"Only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud
among the beasts shall ye eat."
Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time
you scarf down a Whopper?
Hey, what's going on?
We're on a quest through the Valley of Fire to acquire the sacred crown.
You want the Valley of Fire? It's right here.
Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?
Outside? I just made cocoa.
Come on. It'll be fun.
What is it?
Do you guys remember penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?
Yeah, that's him.
It turns out he owes Penny a lot of money, and I'm gonna go get it from him.
Who's with me?
Ooh, double sixes.
Really? You're just gonna let me go by myself?
Oh, cool, I got a sword.
I could use some help.
You guys are unbelievable.
You play a game to simulate adventure,
but when there's real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out.
Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman,
we returned home without pants?
Are you sure? Because your proposal suggests that you don't.
I'm not afraid of him.
All right. Leonard fairly calls the question:
Who is in favor of abandoning our game and confronting
Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend
in a suicidal mission to extract money from him?
Say hi to Kurt for us.
你们说 佛罗多离开夏尔 把魔戒带去莫都的时候
Excuse me. When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor,
didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go with him?
-They did. -Well?
They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.
Plus, no one stole their pants.
Fine. Enjoy your little game.
I'll make this quest on my own.
Take a jacket.
It's shpritzing a little.
You guys suck.
去吧 求你们了 他太健壮了
Come on, please? He's so big.
Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself,
I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away,
and you're going to die.
Shall we synchronize our watches?
伙计们 我们有四个人 他只有一个人
Guys, there are four of us and one of him.
Which means his triumph will be even larger.
Minstrels will write songs about him.
Okay, how about this?
I'll do the talking.
You just stand behind me and try to look formidable.
I should've peed before we left.
I don't really go by Lenny, but that's okay.
Um, you remember
谢尔顿 霍华德 和拉杰吗
Sheldon, Howard and Raj.
No. What do you want?
He don't remember me?
How could he not remember me?
Sheldon, not now.
I remember him.
Okay, here it is. Penny's in kind of a financial jam,
and the money that you owe her would go a long way
to solving her problems.
And she sent you to get it from me?
No, no, she's too proud to ask for the money.
此外 我认为欠债还钱 天经地义
I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt.
"Feel" is a kind of a... it's a strong word.
Um, I just think it would be a nice gesture on your part.
She'll get it when she gets it.
Well, there you go. Problem solved.
A successful quest.
Now let's go find a gas station with a clean bathroom.
No, the problem isn't solved.
He just blew us off.
I've got it.
He didn't remember me because the last time we met,
I was in a Halloween costume.
拜托 莱纳德 我们走吧
Come on, Leonard, let's go.
No. You can leave if you want to.
I'm gonna see this through.
I guess, technically, that was my fault.
I'm not leaving here without Penny's money.
What happened to your backup?
I don't need backup.
I have right on my side.
And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.
You may not have succeeded in getting cash,
but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt.
Maybe we should have your head notarized.
If anybody cares, I still have to pee
-谢尔顿在吗 -在的 等等
-Hey. Is Sheldon here? -Yeah. Hang on.
It's kind of a fashionable look these days.
Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat.
Sheldon, here is your money.
Thank you very much. It helped a lot.
Darn. I can't seem to get the hang of that.
Hey, I know it's none of my business,
but where did the money come from?
Well, I cut back my expenses like you said
and picked up a few more hours at the restaurant,
but the biggest thing was, out of the blue,
Kurt shows up
and gives me the money he owes me..
Really? Did he say why?
Yes, he said he was feeling guilty
and wanted to do what was right.
Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany?
Nope. I just think he's really changed.
We're having dinner tomorrow night,
and I get to wear my new beret.
Well done, Leonard.
The true hero doesn't seek adulation.
He fights for right and justice simply
because it's his nature.
Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend,
and I have indelible ink on my forehead!
That's your badge of honor
your warrior's wound, if you will.
I was wrong.
Minstrels will write songs about you.
* There once was a brave lad named Leonard
* With a fi-fi fiddle dee-dee
* He faced a fearsome giant
* While Raj just wanted to pee.
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