That was close,
God,I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.
There's no way we can get to the ridge.
The chemistry department has us completely cut off.
But what about the creek bed?
The pharmacology department controls that,
And they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.
That's it then. we're doomed.
I think the time has come to acknowledge that
we are paying the price for some of us failing to attend my
Physics department paintball strategy meeting.
I told you my mom has spider veins.
I had to take her to the laser clinic.
And I told you I wanted to see a doctor's note.
We need a plan.
How about operation hammer of the gods? I forget.
Which one is hammer of the gods?
We hide behind the dumpsters in the parking
Lot and ambush people when they come to pee.
The dumpsters are deep in astronomy department territory.
That shouldn't be a problem.
Venus is up during the day.
They're probably just all staring at the sky.
All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat.
Did you see the episode of stargate
where they found themselves on a planet
with a culture based loosely on earth's athens and sparta?
Leonard, raj and I are going to burst out the door and run away.
Howard will cover us.
Why don't I run away and you cover me?
Because you chose your mother's veins over victory.
一 二 三 闪
One, two, three, go!
I had to take her!
It's almost bathing suit weather!
I surrender! don't shoot!
They went that way!
Howard, I'm on your team.
Oh, leslie, thank god.
Where's the rest of your squad?
Ah, they left me here to die.
What about yours?
Dead, all of them.
It was friendly fire.
They just wouldn't listen.
Well, we're surrounded,
So I guess there's nothing for us to do
but wait to be captured or killed.
Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.
All the while knowing that there's a
Paint pellet out there with your name on it.
Yeah, the big wet ball of death.
Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?
It kind of does.
I say we make every moment count.
How exactly do we do that?
Howard, why aren't you covering us?!
We're getting slaughtered out here!
War is hell.
Did you guys see the new budget memo that went out this morning?
Yeah, more cutbacks.
It baffles me why they don't simply let some of
You go so that there's money available for my research.
You know what baffles me, sheldon?
Based on your academic record, any number of things, I imagine.
Hey, guys. hey, leslie. hey.
Howard, I got the approval for the rapid prototyper you wanted.
太好了 莱斯利 谢谢
That's great, leslie. thanks.
You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
What was all that about?
Oh, uh, no big deal.
They gave leslie control of some unrestricted grant money.
Yeah, okay, but what's with the back- scratching and the meow!
I believe the back-scratching metaphor
Generally describes a quid pro quo situation where
One party provides goods or services to the
Second party in compensation for a similar action.
The meow, that sounded to me like an african civet cat.
Are you done?
Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat is not a true cat.
Now I'm done.
You know what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking howard wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.
I'm thinking there was some actual scratching involved.
What about it, howard?
I didn't want to say anything 'cause I
Know you and leslie have a little history.
I don't care about that.
Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something?
In the paintball shed! twice!
Is that why you didn't cover our Escape
and let us get cut down like animals?
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
Dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is
a court-martial offense.
Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.
I mean, for free.
And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.
That's an expensive piece of equipment, dude.
And the rest of us have had our budgets cut to the bone.
Okay, one way to look at this is that I'm getting new equipment,
我有了新设备 你们没有 这不公平
And you're not, and that's unfair.
But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not,
And that's delightful.
The whole thing froze.
I don't know what happened.
Calm down. we'll figure it out.
How can I calm down?
I'm gonna lose my whole shopping cart.
That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell.
You're in my spot.
Are you planning on sitting here?
No, I'm going to the comic book store.
Then what difference does it make?
What difference does it make?
Here we go.
That is my spot.