So to clarify here,by dinner I mean supper.
- 晚饭? - 就是吃饭啦
- Supper? - Or dinner.
如果你有空 6点半行吗? 或者其他你方便的时间
I was thinking 6:30 if you can go. Or a different time.
Yeah,I like hanging out with you guys.
对 Sheldon Howard Raj 他们都一起吧?
Yeah,you know,sheldon,howard,raj. Who all's coming?
They... might all be there.
Or a subset of them might be there.
Algebraically speaking,there are too many unknowns.
For example,sheldon had quiznos for lunch.
Sometimes he finds that filling,other times he doesn'T.
It's no fault of quiznos- - they have a varied menu.
好吧 无所谓啦 听起来挺有意思的
Okay,whatever. It sounds like fun.
Great. Did we say a time?
- 你确定那时有空? - 对
- And that's still good for you? - It's fine.
- 不是刻在石板上非得那时去哦 - 6点半正好
- 'Cause it's not carved in stone. - No,6:30's great.
I'll get my chisel.
To... carve the... I'll see you at 6:30.
How do I look?
Could you be more specific?
Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
The dark crescent shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.
What time is your date?
Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for
that dense molecular cloud of aramis to dissipate.
Is it too much?
Not if you're a rugby team.
By the way,if it should ever come up,you didn't join us
because you stuffed yourself with a chicken carbonara sub at quiznos.
Why would I join you?
Oh,you know what,maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Oh,no,well,now there's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment
on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
你说的对 酒 糊涂 今晚有可能会顺利的
You're right. Alcohol,poor judgment- - it could go well.
Of course there is the other possibility,
that this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months
of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall,
until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code.
You could've stopped at "it could go well.
" If I could've,I would've.
I mean,I'm a perfectly nice guy.
There's no reason we couldn't go to the restaurant,and have a lovely dinner,
maybe take a walk afterwards,talk about things we have in common.
You love pottery? I love pottery!
There's a pause,we both know what's happening.
I lean in,we kiss.
It's a little tentative at first,but then I realize she's kissing me back.
She's biting my lower lip! She wants me!
This thing is going the distance! We're going to have sex!
Is the sex starting now?
I'm having a panic attack.
Oh,okay. Uh,well then... calm down.
如果我能冷静 就不会恐慌了! 不然这怎么叫做恐慌症发作!
If I could calm down,I wobe having a panic att... that's why they call it a panic attack.
All right,all right. Uh,s- s- sit down.
Yeah,sit down. Now close your eyes.
- 为什么? - 照做吧!
- Why? - Just do it.
Now try to increase your alpha wave activity.
It's a biofeedback technique.
It's relaxation through brain wave manipulation.
I read a paper about it in journal of american neuroscience.
It was a little sparsely sourced,but I think the basic science is valid.
I probably have it here somewher E.
Who am I kidding? I can't go through with this.
You need to call her and cancel.
- 我? - 对
- Me? - Yes.
- 我要跟她说什么? - 我不知道
- What should I tell her? - I don't know.
- 跟她说我病了 - 好
- Tell her I'm sick. - Okay.
Not the kind of illness that will make her want to come over and take care of me,
but nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable going out with me in the future
if I want to try this again.
So I'm assuming nothing venereal?
I'll just tell her that you had a routine conoloscopy and haven't quite bounced back.
Give me the phone.
I thought you wanted to cancel.
不行 如果我不出现 她还是会认为你会去的
I can't,because if I don't show up she'll still be expecting you.
Why would she be expecting me?
Stop asking me all these questions. I need to take another shower.
So are the rest of the guys meeting us here?
It turns out that raj and howard had to work,and sheldon...
had a colonoscopy and he hasn't quite bounced back yet.
Oh,my uncle just had a colonoscopy.
You're kidding. Then that's something we have in common.
We both have people in our lives who...
want to nip intestinal polyps in the bud.
so what's new in the world of physics?
Well,with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1930s.
And you can't prove string theory.
At best you can say,"hey,look,
my idea has an internal logical consistency.
Well,I'm sure things will pick up.
What's new at the cheesecake factory?
We do have a chocolate key lime that's moving pretty well.
What about your,uh...
Doug? Oh,yeah,I don't know.
I mean,you know,he's nice and funny,but...
can I get you started with some drinks?
- 你刚刚说到? 但是... - 我想喝点东西
- You were saying? But... - I'd like a drink.
Just say the "but" thing about doug and then I'll get her back.
Okay,well,I don't know,it's just me.
I'm still getting over this breakup with kurt
and this thing with doug would stju be rebound sex.
Oh,don't get me started on rebound sex.
It's just... it's my pattern.
I break up,then I find some cute guy,
and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of...
I'm not sure that I do.
is that one 36-hour experience,
or is that 36 hours spread out over,say...
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