Now how about we try a bouffant?"
Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.
His right hand is calling him?
No, it's Leslie Winkle.
It's a long story.
I'll pick you up in ten minutes.
I thought we were going to play halo tonight.
What am I supposed to do, Leonard?
There's a woman out there anxious to have sex with me.
You understand, right?
No. not at all.
Nevertheless, I must depart.
By the way, did I tell you?
Leslie pulled some strings and got me on the
Research trip to geneva to check out the cern supercollider.
That's not fair.
You're not even a physicist.
Okay, there are two ways of looking at this...
It helps when I get to practice with a real woman.
Saturday my sister's getting married.
I-i want you to come with me.
It's black tie.
Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.
When I go to weddings, it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.
I don't know what I would do with a date.
Oh, all right. I understand.
Hey, I'm really sorry about that geneva trip.
What about it?
Oh, didn't you hear?
I had to reduce the number of people going
and you didn't make the cut.
When did that happen?
About 12 seconds ago.
Well, hold on.
Are you saying if I don't go to the wedding, I can't go to geneva?
Actually, I'm trying not to say it.
Okay, I'm sorry, but that makes me a little uncomfortable.
Because it's like you're controlling
Me with new equipment and research trips.
Well, if I weren't controlling you with
new equipment and research trips, Then I'd be uncomfortable.
'cause then we'd be in, like,
A real relationship with feelings and all that crap.
So, bottom line, I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.
No. no, not at all.
You're also arm candy.
What do you think?
Hey, ma, you got to rent me a tux!
What kind of sex are you having up there?
Why are you crouching there?
This is my spot.
Where else am I supposed to crouch?
I don't know. texas?
Here you go.
Fresh from the cleaners, good as new.
谢尔顿 看 焕然一新
Sheldon, look. good as new.
From that key maker, I highly doubt it.
Come on, sheldon.
Just give it a try.
好了 舒舒服服的 (0,0,0)
There, nice and comfy cozy. zero, zero, zero.
There's one more zero.
You forgot the time parameter.
Sit on the damn couch.
什么意思 不行 这有什么问题啊
What do you mean, "nope"? What's wrong with it?
Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.
It's exactly the same...
佩妮 佩妮 让我来搞定好了
Penny, penny, I think I know what to do.
Sheldon, I have some bad news.
I'm afraid so.
You know the cashew chicken I get you monday nights?
Yes. from szechuan palace.
Szechuan palace closed two years ago.
Where did my cashew chicken come from?
No, this isn't right.
Our food always comes in szechuan palace containers.
Yeah, well, before they went out of business,
I bought 4,000 containers.
I keep them in the trunk of my car.
Oh, this changes everything.
I thought that might take his mind off the cushion.
What's real? what isn't?
How can I know?
You did make that up, right?
Oh, god, I wish I had.
I still don't like this cushion.
Ok first of all, penny, thank you for coming.
Thanks for the shoes.
Penny is an amazing shot.
I think we have a real chance to win this week.
What's the plan?
Okay. now, we all run out.
Sheldon and I will cut to the left behind these trees.
拉杰 和霍华德 还有莱斯利
Raj, howard and leslie
flank to the right behind the rocks.
Then we'll all have a great view as penny
Runs out and kills everyone else in sight.
Just one thing before we start.
What is it, sheldon?
What the hell?!
That was for my cushion.
Sheldon, penny was our only hope.
I'm sorry, leonard.
But revenge is a dish best served cold.
She can't shoot me. she's dead.
He's right. you can't.
Well, if we're going to descend into anarchy...
Okay, see you.
Where are you going?
Surrender, then denny's.