I'm on a train.
Were you even listening to me?
没有 我在跟朋友聊天 怎么了
Uh, no, I was talking to my friend, but what's up?
What's up? I'll tell you what's up.
I'm in a crisis situation,
And I need you to marshal your powers of concentration,
Limited as they may be...
Give me the phone.
Hi, penny. it's leonard.
What's going on with dr. wackadoodle?
He's calling to ask you a favor.
你肯定很奇怪 因为他没用佩妮 谢尔顿
You might be confused because he didn't use the words, "penny," "sheldon,
" "please" or "favor."
Okay, step one.
Locate your emergency key to our apartment.
Step two, enter our apartment.
Enter my bedroom.
等等 谢尔顿 又有电话来了
Oh, hang on, sheldon, getting another call.
Leonard, let me tell you something.
Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.
And that bright little star peeking her head out early today...
That is so cool.
You really know a lot about space.
When you were on tv in firefly, you were actually in space.
You're not one of those guys who really believe that, are you?
You mean one of the hopeless geeks?
Those are crazy people.
霍华德 做做好人 帮我再拿一瓶
Howard, be a dear and get me another one of these.
Now, him, he's one of those geeks.
All right, now, before you enter my bedroom unescorted,
I need you to understand that this onetime
Grant of access does not create a permanent easement.
It's a legal right of access.
No, don't put me on hold.
Do you believe him?
Normally around women, he has the personality of a boiled potato.
Put one beer in him, and he's m. night charmalarmalon.
Is that what he's drinking?
It's not even real beer.
What? look at it.
What's going on?
I don't know.
Some sort of placebo effect, I guess.
Placebo, you say.
嗯 我还在 我还能去哪儿 我可是在火车上啊
Yes, I'm still here. where am I going? I'm on a train.
What you'll be looking for is a small wooden box located
Between a hoberman's sphere and a sample of quartz flecked with pyrite.
It's collapsible icosidodecahedron.
No, the thing with the time on it is my alarm clock.
Actually, in india, the names of constellations are different.
Where you have the big dipper, we have the big curry pot.
You're making that up.
You got me.
Now what are you going to do with me?
Look. what am I looking at?
You tell me.
Hi. I'm the small package good things come in.
好吧 我是找到一个盒子 但里面只有信没有钥匙
Okay, I got a box, but there's no key in here. just letters.
That's the wrong box. put it back.
Oh, sheldon, are these letters from your grandmother?
Don't read those letters!
Oh, look, she calls you "moon pie."
That is so cute.
Put down the letters!
嗨 佩妮 我是莱纳德
Hey, penny. it's leonard.
嗨 莱纳德 坐火车感觉如何?
Hey, leonard. how's the train ride?
Listen, I don't know what you're doing right now,
But there are little bubbles forming on the corners of sheldon's mouth.
Okay, yeah, I kind of crossed a line.
Put him back on.
What up, moon pie?
Nobody calls me moon pie but meemaw!
嗨 佩妮 又是我莱纳德
Hey, penny. leonard again.
不管怎样 在梦里 我们两个在滑冰 二人世界
So anyway, in the dream, you and I were ice skating, just the two of us.
I picked you up by your ankles and twirled
You round and round until your legs tore off.
I tried to stick them back on, but before I could,
You turned into a giant loaf of pumpernickel bread.
What do you think that means?
I really don't know.
I'll give you a little clue.
My favorite sandwich?
Salami on pumpernickel.
Is that so?
And did you know the word "pumpernickel"
Comes from the german words "pumper" and "nickel,"
Which loosely translates to "fart goblin"?
No. I didn't.
好吧 我找到盒子了 接下来?
Okay, I found the box. now what?
You're holding a japanese puzzle box,
Which takes ten precise moves to open.
Locate the panel with the diamond pattern and
Slide the center portion one millimeter to the left.
Then, on the opposite end of the box,
Slide the entire panel down two millimeters.
You'll hear a slight click.
等下 谢尔顿 你对这个盒子有什么情结吗?
Hang on. sheldon, do you have any emotional attachment to this box?
No, it's a novelty I ordered off the internet.
Did you hear the click?
There it is.
Okay, here's another one.
If you married the famous rock guitarist johnny winter,
You'd be summer winter.
Okay, I'm going to just go for broke here and say I like you.
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