Do you realistically see any conversational path that would take me from
Where we are right now to a place
Where I could ask you out and you'd say yes?
I'll leave you in peace.
But before I go,
Would you mind if I just take one
Picture of us together for my facebook page?
Now, can I take one where it looks like we're making out?
Okay, now you're going to insert the flash drive into the usb port...
She calls me moon pie because I'm
Nummy-nummy and she could just eat me up.
Now, please put the flash drive in the usb port.
The one that looks like a little duck's mouth.
Hey, how'd it go?
Terminator broke my phone.
Okay, I'll be honest with you.
I've just spent the last two hours imagining various scenarios in my head,
Trying to come up with some clever line to say to you.
But then I finally realized you're a human being; I'm a human being.
I could just say to you...
I'm sorry. this is me.
Hi, my name's leonard.
So, I'm thinking, you won the nobel prize what, three years ago?
So you must deal with a whole lot of "what has smoot done lately?"
My thought is we continue my research as a team-- you know, cooper-smoot,
you know, cooper-smoot, alphabetical--
and when we win the nobel prize, you'll be back on top.
With all due respect, dr. cooper, are you on crack?