Knight to queen's bishop-five.
Oh, very nice. what's leonard going to do this?
Does he give up the pawn or does he give up the position?
Let's find out.
- Ready. - Go.
Damn it. I slipped.
you know the rules of secret agent laser obstacle chess.
莱纳德又死了 谢尔顿 你上吧
Leonard died again, sheldon. you're up.
Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant,
I must forfeit.
- Because it's almost 11:00. - so?
So, penny has a "don't knock or I punch you in the throat" rule.
Hey, you know what'd be a great idea?
We get some girls over here and play laser optical strip chess.
相信我 霍华德 肯玩象棋的女生
Believe me, howard, any girl who would be willing to play that,
You don't want to see naked.
You underestimate me.
It's 11:00 a.m.
I know. you're safe.
This package came while you were at work
太好了 我订的莱茵石 谢谢
oh, great, my rhinestones.Thank you.
- Excuse me. - what?
You have to sign this.
What is it?
When I signed for the package,
I was deputized by the united parcel service
And entrusted with its final delivery.
I now need you to acknowledge receipt of the package
So that i'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.
Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.
Well, the contents are irrelevant.
A legal bailment has been created.
Is that mean nothing to you?
It means nothing to anybody.
Come here, let me show you what I'm doing.
"bailment" describes a relationship in common law
where a physical possession of personal property,
is transferred from one person, the bailor,
To another person, the bailee...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. look, look, look!
I started a business.
Obviously, not a cleaning business.
不是 我在做花花发夹 看
No, I'm making flower barrettes. see?
I call them penny blossoms.
I made one for myself,
then all the girls at work wanted one.
Then I showed some to this lady who runs a shop in old town.
She sells cards and homemade jewels,
She said she wanted to sell them. I said, "okay."
And in one week,i made a $156.
Good for you, Sign here.
Sheldon, don't you get it?
If this takes off,
I won't have to be a waitss anymore.
But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on tuesday nights?
What's her name?
I don't know.
And you're going to let her handle my food?
Nancy. her name is nancy.
I think you're just making that up.
Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger, okay?
I just don't want to be a waitress for the rest of my life.
Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger.
Maybe I'd be better off with nancy.
So, what do you think?
I mean, this could be a business, right?
How many of these can you make a day?
And how much profit do you make per...Penny blossom?
不知道 50美分吧 不确定
I don't know, like, 50 cents. I'm not sure.
Of course you're not. all right...
Ten dollars a day times five days a week
Times 52 weeks a year is $2,600.
I don't have to pay taxes on this stuff.
I believe the internal revenue service would strongly disagree.
But, if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques,
And you optimized your manufacturing process,
You might be able to make this a viable business.
And you know about that stuff?
I'm a physicist.
I have a working knowlge of the
Entire universe and everything it contains.
I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.
Sheldon, hold on.
Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this.
Of course I could
Just to be clear here, you're asking for my assistance.
And you understand that will involve me telling you what to do?
And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.
Let's begin with the premise that
Everything you've done up to this point is wrong.
Oh, Imagine that.
-讽刺我 拜拜 -不是 对不起 回来
Sarcasm. good-bye. No, sorry, wait. Please come back.
12 minutes and 17 seconds. oh!
Pretty good, right?
Penny ossoms per hour.
Based on your wholesale selling price,
You'll effectively be paying yourself...
$5.19 a day.
There are children in a sneaker factory in indonia who outearn you.
That just can't be right.
-你质疑我的数学能力? -不 抱歉
You're questioning my math? no, sorry.
Want me to show my work?
Oh, god, no.
Just please tell me what to do about it.