Are you familiar with the development
in 1778 used interchangeable parts?
The assembly line, of course.
Okay, you know what, if I'm not allowed to be snide,
You're not allowed to be condescending.
Sthat wasn't a part of our original agreement,
And I don't agree to it now.
L right, fine.
How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?
You're thinking of the moving assembly line,
An understandable but not excusable mistake. no.
The moving assembly line, that was introduced by henry ford in 1908.
That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer
Culture by enabling a low-unit cost for manufactured goods.
I guess that isn' one of the topics discussed on your radiohead.
Let's go. we're going to miss the coming attractions.
What's the matter?
I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.
* Give me some timeon ato blow the man down
* I'm a deepwatesailor just come fromong Kong
* Give me way, hey, blow the man down
* If you give me some whiskey
* I'll sing you a song
* Give me some time to blow the man down.
* Come quickly lay aft
* To the break of the poop
* To me way, hey, blow the man down
* Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot
* Give me some me to blow the man down.
W-W-Wait, what's going on?
I assume you're referring to the sea chanty.
It's a rhythmic work song
designedo increase productivity.
没错 虽然很疯狂 但的确很有效
Yeah, it's crazy, but it totally works.
Look, we made is Penny Blossom
in under three minutes.
Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers.
Penny's making hair accessories.
I'm helping her optimize her manufacturing process.
Alright, break's over.
* Pay attention to orders now you one and all...
Hold on. What are you using as a bonding agent?
Any of the cnoacrylates would do a better job.
It won't work, the flower'too porous.
What if we infused the bottom layer
with silicone-RTV to provide a better mounting surface?
Wh are your marketing and distribution channels?
Well, ere are the waitresses at my work,
and this cute, little shop in Old Town...
Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush-- virtually non-existent.
I'm thinking that we set her up
with a hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start.
Why not eliminate the middle man?
We could install a small server farm
with a static IP in her bedroom.
She'd need some kind of industrial cooling system.
Of course, but before we set up
a marketing andistribution infrastructure,
we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process.
To start with, she has a terrible problem
with moisture-induced glitter clump.
Yeah, it's a bitch.
Uh, I've seen this before.
It's a common stripper problem.
她们一跳舞 一流汗 就凝固了嘛
They dance, they swe, they clump.
Are you thinking about adding
a desiccant ke calcium sulfate?
Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.
But re, calcium sulfate could work.
Let's think out the box for a moment.
How about a molecular sieve?
I've got a spaghetti strainer in the kitchen.
Hey, we could liberate some
micro-porous charcoal from the chem lab.
很好 拉杰 你和霍华德去拿活性炭
Oh, great.Raj, why don't you and Howard go get the charcoal?
Leonard, why don't you start working on preliminary web site designs.
I'll make some space in our apartment
so we can move the manufacturing process.
Well, what's wrong with my apartment?
It's not my apartment.
Wait, wait, what am I going to do?
Uh, hey, it's your business.
Do whatever you want
I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm still twinking things a little bit,
but this will give you the general idea of the Web site.
So, what do you guys think?
Uh, pretty much any way I say that
is going to hurt his feelings.
Okay, what's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
Not you. I wasn't asking you.
Uh, well, it's a little juvenile.
I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page
of a 13-year-old girl.
No, it doesn't.
Please. Dateline could use it to attract predators.
Penny, this is your enterprise,
so it's ultimately your decision,
but based on the quality of his work,
I'd strongly recommend that we let Leonard go.
You want to fire me?
What I want is irrelevant. This is Penny's decision.
Excuse me, but if I did such a bad job,
then why do we already have orders?
Mrs. Fiona Fondell from Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two.
No kidding. Two? Uh-huh
Look at the comments.
谢谢 佩妮花花 这些为我遮羞再好不过了
Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These will be perfect, to cover my bald spot."
that is so sweet.
Camouflaging bald spots.
That's primarily a male concern.
Perhaps could expand our market.
How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men?
We add Bluetooth!
Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth.
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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