you want to make a hair barrette with Bluetooth?
Penny, everything is better with Bluetooth.
Someone just ordered a thousand Penny Blossoms.
Who needs a thousand sparkly flower barrettes
"The Fifth Annual East Rutherford, New Jersey,
男同 女同 双性恋者和变性人联♥盟宴会
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Alliance Luau."
Oh, another market to expand
To balding gay men.
And I'll bet lesbians love Bluetooth.
We should get to work.
Wait, wait, why does it say "one-day rush"?
Since when do we offer a one-day rush?
Amazon offers one-day rush.
Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together.
How the hell are we going to make
a thousand Penny Blossoms in one day?
Don't yell at me.
I'm not manufacturing. I'm just Web design.
Okay, well, I'm gonna have to call and cancel the order.
but was this not your goal?
through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?
My brilliance and innovation, of course, but still.
I just don't see how we can pull this off.
That, right there, that equivotion and self-doubt,
that is not the American spirit.
Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo?
Did Jim Bowie?
They didn't quit.They were massacred...
by like a gazillion angry Mexicans.
Let me put it this way.
Your gross receipts on this one order
will be over $3,000 for one night's work.
You guys get started.
What are you doing?
Going online to buy shoes!
* She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes * * When she comes
* She'll be coming round the mountain * * when she comes
* When she comes
* She'll be coming round the mountain
* She'll be coming round the mountain...
You know, if I wand to spend my Saturday nights doing this,
I could have stayed in India.
Oh, stop with the fake third world crap.
Your father's a gynecologist.
And you had a use full of servants.
We only had four servants.
And two of them were children.
How we doing?
We have 128 assorted Penny Blossoms ready to ship.
Oh, God, we're never gonna finish in time.
* When she comes * When she comes
Wait, hold.Who made Sheldon the boss anyway?
I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factor floor.
Penny, the labor force is a living organism
that must be carefully nurtured.
Any counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully
headed off by management. Observe
Less talk, more work!
You hear any union talk, you let know.
* Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah...
* Someone's in the kitchen I know-ow-ow-ow
* Someone's in the kihen with Dinah...
* 'Cause I sold my soul to the company store.
Honey, do you want some coffee?
I don't drink coffee.
Come on, but if you don't stay awake
we'll never finish in time.
I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question.
When I moved to California,
I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
Sheldon, we still have 380 of these things to make
I have complete faith that you will make them.Good night.
But, Sheldon,without your insight and leadership
this entire enterprise will surely fail.
You're right, of course.
Here, this will help.
but if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics,
You're going to have to answer to my mother.
Look at Planck's Constant.
It could not be less arbitrary.
如变了一点 我们熟知的生活就不存在了 嘭!
If it varied slightly, life as we know would not exist.Bang!
Now, now, let's reconsider the entire argument,
but with entropy reversed and effect peceding cause.
So you are thinking a universe
that's not expanding from the center--
no, it is retreating from a, from a possibility space. Bang!
This is a space where we are all essentially Alice
through the looking glass,
standing in front of the Red Queen,
口渴了 只有饼干来解渴 嘭!
and we're being offered a cracker to quench our thirst. Bang!
Of course, in another universe, let's call it universe prime,
there's another Sheldon
We should let him go to bed. Bang!
I can't believe we actually did it.
1,000 friggin' Penny Blossoms.
I just want you guys to know
I am really grateful for your help.
And for ever dollar I make, I'm gog to give you 20 cents.
That's your entire profit margin.
Oh.Then never mind.
I'll print out the shipping label.
We got an e-mail from the East Rutherford, New Jersey,
男同 女同 双性恋 变性人联♥盟的邮件
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender liance.
They want another thousand Penny Blossoms.
I really need to take that off the Web site.
Okay, well, guess we'd better get started.
You can't be serious.
What about the living organism of the workforce
and the American spirit?!
And Jiminy Crockett at the Alamo?!
Jiminy Crockett was cricket.
行了 行了 我知道 好了吧
yes, yes, I know that, okay?
I'm tired-- I've had like 18 cups of coffee.
关键是 我们振作起来 能做到的
The point is, if we just pull together, we can do this.
Who's with me?
Penny, although you may find it hard to believe,
We do have lives.
My apologies to the gay community
of East Rutherford, New Jersey.
Where's the coffee?!
We're all out.
I'll be back before this banana hits the ground.
抱歉 各位 但神秘激光障碍午餐真是愚蠢
Sorry, guys, but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.