Okay, it's done.
Look, guys, for the future,
I don't mind killing the big spiders,
But you have to at least try with the little ones.
We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
Sheldon, it's not so bad.
Not bad? it's horrible.
I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing,
But you never think it'll happen to you.
So they steamed your dumplings.
Get over it.
New topic, please.
All right, penny.
Let me take this opportunity to point out
That you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Not with a thousand condoms, howard.
So, there is a number.
Okay, new topic, please.
Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out?
-别说 嘘 -虾米
- No, shh-shh-shh! - what?!
The people upstairs are moving out.
Why would you just say something like that?
不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
How else was I supposed to say it?
Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.
You don't just drop it in.
You let the bag sit in the water a while.
Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.
No, it's not going to be fine.
Change is never fine.
They say it is, but it's not.
Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?
I never met them.
That's what made them perfect.
There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.
There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.
They may as well have been a family of
Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.
Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.
Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.
You can't know that.
How can you possibly know that?
对 我不知道 告诉你
You're right, I can't. you know what?
Anyone could rent that apartment now.
an opera singer, the cast of stomp...
Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg.
Why are you making it worse?
I tried making it better. he wouldn't go for it.
You're right! that's a great idea.
- What? - I'll take the apartment upstairs.
I can finally get away from my mother
And we can all spend some more time together.
If you catch my drift.
Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe
that social protocol dictates we
Break our backs helplping wolowitz move,
and then he only need buy us a pizza?
I'm sorry, that really is how it works.
You' tricking me.
You tell me the truth, what do we get?
Raj, help me out here.
You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3.
I knew it!
Ps3, definitely ps3.
Who would pick a mountain bike?
Enough with the guilt, ma.
We'll still see each other.
I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.
The hell you will!
What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?
Does this look like olive garden?!
Okay, I get it, you're angry.
You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.
You're almost 30!
Fly, for god's sake!
Fine, I'll stay!
Ya happy, crazy lady?
I sure as hell hope so,
because you're ruining my life!
Hey, penny? it's leonard.
Good news, you can take your head out of the oven.
I guess I won't be needing this.
The new ones.
Stay calm. we don't know anything about them yet.
What are you doing?
I'm checking for musical instruments.
Does that sound like castanets to you?
The box says "kitchen."
do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?
-你好 -你好 -你好
Hello. hello. hello.
I'm moving in upstairs.
That is so great.
Oh, I'm leonard.
I live downstairs.
Upstairs from here, but under you.
Not under you per se, but under your apartment.
Yeah, it is.
If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate...
On a scale of one to ten
How light of foot would you describe yourself
With one being not cat-like at al
And ten being freakishly feline?
Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?
We'll come back to that one.
Are you now or have you ever been a salsa
Irish folk or break-dancer?
You're making her uncomfortable.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, if it helps you feel any better