好的 我会来的 先别烦我
Yeah, I'll get to it-- don't nag me.
Who is it?
你好 佩妮 门是开的 请进
Oh hello, penny. It's open-- come in.
Well, they're all still up there.
You think I can't hear them?
Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp.
That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.
I don't even know why I care.
I don't care.
好吧 我介意得去背那个白♥痴笑话 但是我只介意到那个程度
All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.
你知道吗 佩妮 蜂窝实际上
You know, penny, there's something that
Occurs in beehives you might find interesting.
A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.
When this happens,
The old queen must either locate to a new hive or
Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.
What are you saying, that I'm threatened by alicia?
That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go?
I'm just talking about bees.
They're on the discovery channel.
What are you talking about?
I just got that physicist joke.
Gee, penny, thanks for buying us dinner.
Yeah, what's the occasion?
No, no occasion-- just felt like getting
some chinese chow for my peeps.
Did you remember to ask for the chicken
With broccoli to be diced,
Not shredded? Yes.
Even though the menu description specifies shredded? Yes.
-红烧饭 不要白烧? -记得
Brown rice, not white? Yes.
You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?
did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market? yes.
See how it's done, leonard?
So, what do we got going on tonight, huh?
玩光晕 看太空堡垒 还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?
Playing halo watching battlestar, drop some mentos in diet coke?
You want to watch battlestar?
What can I say? I got my geek on, boys.
No, no, pms is different.
-谢天谢地你在家 我需要帮助 -怎么了
Oh, thank god you're home. I need help. what's wrong?
I just got a callback to audition
For csi to play a hooker who gets killed.
Oh, I'd watch that.
But my car is in the shop,
And I have to be at universal in 45 minutes.
Okay, well, I'll take you.
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
I'll run lines with you in the car.
And afterward, I'll take you all out for chinese.
实际上 不用担心 我们已经...
Oh, actually, that's okay. we already have...
...chinese food right here.
他们已经走了 佩妮 听不到你说什么了
They're gone, penny. They can't hear you.
I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that.
I mean, anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs.
You know that just last week,
She had howard drive all the way to her
Uncle's house in orange county to pick up her tv?
You once had leonard and me get your television from your ex-boyfriend.
Apples and oranges here, sheldon.
That girl is a user iceskating through the life on her looks,
Taking advantage of innocent,
Weak-willed men, getting auditions for stupid network shows.
It just creams my corn.
May I interject something here? please.
You got the wrong mustard.
Guess what? I got the part on csi.
Uh, no. no, no, no, you know, congratulations.
I think you'll make a great hooker.
Hey, I got to ask you something.
How much do physicists make?
Um, I don't know. I don't think a lot.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Well, got to run.
The guys promised to set up my satellite dish
And paint my bedroom. yay!
Um, hey, hey, can I talk to you about that for a second?
我想说 莱纳德 霍华德和拉杰
Well, you know, it's just that leonard and howard and raj,
They aren't like other guys.
Okay, they're special... and?
Oh, let's see. how can I explain this?
Um, they don't know how to use their shields.
Yeah, you know, like in star trek,
When you're in battle and you raise the shields?
Where the hell'd that come from?
Anyways, um, you know how guys like this are, so...
Please don't take advantage of them.
Who says I'm taking advantage of them?
Come on. they're doing everytng for you,
Because you're leading them on.
So I let them do stuff for me.
They're happy. I get stuff.
And how's it any different from what you do?
I've seen you around them.
Are you pretending like you don't do the exact same thing?
Okay, lady, you are way out of line.
Oh, I'm out of line?
Yeah, you're out of line.
Well, what are you going to do about it...
I like green lantern.
I'm just saying it's pretty lame that
He can be defeated by the color yellow.
Only the modern green lantern is vulnerable to yellow.
Golden age green lantern was vulnerable to wood.
Great, so I can take them both out with a number-two pencil?
Oh, my god! girl fight!
What are you doing?!
I know you. you're stupid enough to break it up.
May I say you look very comely tonight?
You're right, this filly's been broken.
you set it on dts, didn't you?
I had to.
She called me "cutie."
According to alicia's facebook page,
She's hooking up with one of the producers on csi.
Well, dead whore on tv, live one in real life.
Now she's jumping up and down on the bed.
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