- This is Thai food. - Here we go.
We don't have Thai food on thursday.
We have pizza on thursday.
Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday
At every month would be anything can happen thursday.
Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system
which when startle has its own version
On anything can happen thursday.
Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday
Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.
Rut? i think you mean consistency.
And if we're going to abandon that,
Then why even call it thursday?
Let's call it quorncle day,
And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,
And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.
I can go for some goat.
Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.
Let's go to the comic book store.
We went to the comic book store last night.
Last night was Wednesday
Wednesday is comic book night
Tonight we will be going on Thursday
Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday
Rather then get outside,
But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.
So what are we gonna do tonight?
If I may profer a suggestion
in bars, all across this great nation
Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night
Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking
99 cent margaritas
and two-for-one jello shot
Come on Howard,
The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero
ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation
The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials
By calculating the product of increasing
restricted series of fractional value
such as external planet
and the planet likely to develop life
Yeah, That one.
you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex
by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA
and the number of those i find attractive
by what i call the wolowitz coefficient
The wolowitz coefficient?
needing us times stress size square
counting the numbers i come
up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius
i am a horny engineer leonard.
i never joke about math or sex.
what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.
oh, you're right.
it's anything can happen thursday
let's hit the club and meet hot women.
here we go, lock up your daughter.
we're going to hit them and quit them.
or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.
also a good plan.
all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.
we ll definitely go into a bar
听见没有 美女们 我们迟早会临幸你们的
You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.
Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?
To the comic bookstore.
You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday
Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.
If you've failed to take into account Penny
This is anything-can-happen-Thursday
You got me.
Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics
for my nephew's birthday?
No, I think you mean comic books
comics are feeble attempts humor featuring
talking babies and anthropomorphized pets
found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.
Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
Sure what does he like?
不晓得 他才13岁 随便挑吧
I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.
Just pick out anything?
May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him
without knowing his size.
or pick out his career form
without knowing his aptitude.
or pick out his breakfast cereal
without knowing his fiber requirements
Or his feelings about little marshmallows.
Spider-man. get him spider-man.
《神奇蜘蛛侠》 《终极蜘蛛侠》 《惊奇蜘蛛侠》
Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man,
The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-man 2099?
You know this can go on all night.
Why don't you just come with us?
That's what I was trying to avoid.
Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man.
Aw, what a cute, little store.
Ev-everybody's staring at me.
Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.
Here, what about this one for my nephew?
- A superb choice. - oh, great.
Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52,
And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.
What's a "multiverse"?
Get her out of here.
Come on, I'll help you pick something.
That's right. she's with us.
Guys like that are so pathetic.
Tell me about it.
Ooh, look, a new batman belt buckle.
Oh, hey, leonard.
Can I help you find something?
你好 史都华 这是佩妮
Oh, hey, Stuart. this is penny.
She's just looking for some comic books.
Oh, really, wow.
Blink twice if you're here against your will.
I think we're fine, stuart.
Okay. well, let me know if you need anything.
Oh, he seems like a nice guy.
You mean for someone who's into comic books?
I just meant for... yeah.