Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.
Stuart's a terrific artist.
He went to the rhode island school of design.
What about the guy over there in the
Superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?
Uh, yeah, that's captain sweatpants.
He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.
- Got it. - got it.
-没买 - 没买
- Need it! - Need it!
Let it go, sheldon.
Why should I let go? I saw it first.
Yes, but I saw it from the front.
A far less impressive feat.
Oh, come on!
I need this for my batman collection.
Well, I need it for my robin collection.
Why would I gamble?
It's mine. let go.
- You let go. - no, you!
- No, you! - problem?
Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.
It's my comic book!
Leonard, we need a ruling.
Cut it in half?
Oh, hello again.
Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?
A 13-year-old girl.
But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.
What's this about?
A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes,
Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.
Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt,
I don't know what will.
Is this me?
Depends. do you like it?
Wow, it's really good.
Yes, that's you.
That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?
It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.
I don't believe it.
Stuart's putting the moves on penny.
I have got to learn how to draw.
Hey! once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.
Guys, have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there?
Nobody's up in anybody's business.
Let's just buy our stuff and go.
Okay, you've got my number.
Now, give me the picture.
You drive a hard bargain.
All right. so, um, just give me a call.
So, leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday?
Look at that.
That's a dent.
Thank you, howard "ham-fisted" wolowitz.
Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic
The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode?
Are you ill?
- No. - all right.
Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of
Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening?
When did you pick up on that?
A moment ago,
When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic
The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.
Would you like some advice?
Sure, why not?
Well then,This is the perfect time to launch a
Blog with an interactive comments section?
Gee, thanks a lot.
Would you rather I offer my personal insight?
I don't need any insights.
I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.
We're practically the same guy.
Oh, I disagree.
Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly,
He gets 45 percent off comic books.
I really should be asking strangers on the internet.
My original point.
Chinese food, vintage video games...
After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday,
This is friday night the way it was meant to be.
Who's up for sheldon-free saturday?
Oh, hey, guys.
Hey, penny... and stuart.
So what are you kids up to?
Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.
And you guys are going together. great...
It is great.
What are you guys doing?
It's friday night-- that means chinese food and vintage video games,
Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.
今夜 我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORKtonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, zork.
It's the buggy beta version.
Well, you guys have fun.
Yeah. see you guys.
See you, stuart.
- Hey, howard? - yes?
Take me to a bar with women.
- Really? - yeah.
Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.
May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?
-不 不用了 -为什么
- No, he may not. - why?
I'm not sitting here with a guy
Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.
I'll have a chocolate martini.
Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless
I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.
Look, There are plenty of bars in los angeles
where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis,
but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.
I'll have a brandy alexander.