All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.
Should we talk to some of these women?
No. it's way too early in the night for that.
See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then...
We go after the weak and the old and the lame.
That's your system?
That's my system.
Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine.
Oh, come on.
I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.
Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.
You know, it's kind of early.
Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?
Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?
Oh, you think "coffee," means coffee.
That is so sweet.
Come on. I think I have decaf.
Oh, good. stuart.
I thought I heard your voice.
Do you have a moment?
Uh, yeah, I guess.
Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...
What are you doing?
We're having coffee.
Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?
It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.
I'll just go look for it.
Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate
In the dc comics batman chatroom, and I need your help.
Oh, yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.
What's the topic?
I am asserting, in the event that batman's death proves permanent,
The original robin, dick grayson,
Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.
Ooh. sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.
Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
Of course it is.
It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.
It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
But returning to the original issue, dick grayson became nightwing,
A superhero in his own right.
Batman 2 has to be the second robin, jason todd.
Has to be? has to be?
I hope you're being deliberately provocative.
I found the decaf!
Herbal tea for me, please.
Barkeep! Alexander me.
How about those two?
No... They're eating peanuts.
And my allergies, one kiss would put me in cedars-sinai for a week.
What about the ones in the corner?
Possible. very possible.
Do you want the one in the whiplash collar
or the one who keeps blinking?
I think blinky's cute.
You got it, sir.
Wait, so we just go over there?
We have a little prep work to do.
Put this in your mouth.
We walk past them, you stumble a bit.
我就说 抱歉 我朋友呢...
I say, sorry, my friend's had a little too much.
And then I start to pull it out of your mouth.
And say, "a little too much fun."
I mean, they're laughing. we're laughing.
Then we get them up to about a .
15 blood alcohol level,
and tell them we're millionaires.
What else you got?
Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy?
I can't sit on your lap. you don't know the routine.
I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-zero hour dc universe.
Of course I am.
Removing joe chill as the killer of batman's
Parents effectively deprived him of his raison d'etre.
You can throw all the french around you want, it doesn't make you right.
You're forgetting that the infinite crisis
Storyline restored joe chill to the batman mythology.
I am forgetting nothing and I resent your tone.
谢尔顿 现在很晚了 我得去睡会儿
Look, sheldon, it's late. I've got to get some sleep.
So, I win.
No, I'm tired.
So, I win.
Fine. you win.
Darn tootin', I win.
Penny, I really had a terrific time...
No, no, no, no, no. don't wake her.
She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine.
You know, I don't think that was decaf.
Wait. is this your card or isn't it?
Trust me. this was their card.
I thought you were good at this.
You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women.
I do, all the time.
Well, what happened?
We've been sitting here all night and the longest
Conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called.
Wow. you're just going to make me come out and say it, aren't you?
You're weighing me down.
I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.
行 我坐着 你去翱翔捕猎吧
Fine. I'll sit here. you take flight and hunt.
Don't be ridiculous.
You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.
Actually, you can.
There's whole sport built around it.
Let's just get koothrappali and go.
It's got to be that stupid accent of his.
Hello. I am sanjay wolowitz from bombay.
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