Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe?
Were you in the original trilogy?
Oh, is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
God, I hope not.
And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
Okay, okay. My turn. Um...
Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
- Yes. - Interesting.
Are you a droid?
Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
You got it.
I do not resemble C-3PO.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
You've reached "Friends with Benefits."
For a booty call, press one now.
What exactly does that expression mean,
"friends with benefits"?
Does he provide her with health insurance?
Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with,
but you were free to date whoever you wanted.
I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that.
All right. Back to the game.
I believe it's my turn.
You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.
Are you Spock?
I don't like this game.
So, where were we?
Aren't you leaving for your booty call?
No, it was something else.
Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on.
Whose turn is it?
We were up to you.
Great. Just start.
Okay, let's see.
Are you from a TV series?
She dumped me!
I bet he's someone from Babylon 5.
We're never going to get it.
What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?
I don't know. She just said,
"Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."
Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone.
I don't understand.
If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why
are you having what appears to be an emotional response?
Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.
Of course I had feelings for her.
I saw her naked, for God's sake.
Okay, look, you just need to get your mind off it.
Do you want to go to the comic book store?
Maybe go see a movie?
I don't want to go anywhere.
I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada
designed specifically to help people like Howard
forget their problems.
They can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism,
比如酗酒 赌博 性传播疾病
gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases.
Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"?
I've never been there. Have you?
I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers.
It could be fun. I know my weekend's wide open, now that...
Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas.
- Now? Right now? - Why not?
People do things "right now," all the time.
Why can't we be "right now" people, too?
Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.
I mean, I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription,
but after that, we'll go right now.
What do you say, Howard?
What are you going to tell your mother?
"Sea World, baby!"
Hey, Sheldon, are you coming?
I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs
and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.
Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt.
And how are you this fine evening?
Good. I'm glad.
Are you drunk?
I'm just in a good mood.
While my compatriots are in Las Vegas,
I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
You know, I'm in such a good mood,
I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp
of the English language folksy and charming today.
Mmm. What smells so good?
That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer,
a perfect culinary representation
of the freedom this evening holds.
Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes,
it contains a generous helping of peanuts,
which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.
还有 主料是干酪 一种农家芝士
And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, a farmer's cheese
that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable
Well, enjoy your big evening.
I realize you're also on your own tonight,
so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do,
please do not disturb me.
Have fun, Sheldon.
Oh, I shall.
What's wrong, Superman?
Locked out of your big ice thingy?
Look at this.
漱口水 润肤露 沐浴液
Mouthwash, lotion, body wash.
Shampoo and conditioner
together in one tiny bottle.
I love Las Vegas.