Howard, could I borrow some aftershave?
Black case, top compartment.
That's a lot of cologne.
First row are your musks. Second is woods,
leathers and botanicals.
Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly.
That's the spirit, Howard.
Yes, we can.
Come on. Let's go.
You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.
That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.
I'm checking her Facebook page.
Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me.
People need to know I dumped her.
But she did dump you.
拉杰 醒醒吧 互联网上无事实
Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
Just go. I'll catch up with you.
Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
Okay, uh, if I get lucky, I'll take her
to my stately manner outside Gotham City, and...
if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
Sounds like a plan.
Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
We have a bowl.
Our keys go in a bowl.
You should get a bowl.
So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper
forget his key in the first place?
I left them in the bowl.
I just remembered where the emergency key is.
- Where? - In your apartment.
What's it doing in my apartment?
Well, I went in there a few weeks ago,
and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.
You went in my... Why would...
What are you saying?
It's not a big deal. I was making
coffee and I ran out of milk.
You're the milk thief!
Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
好啦 谢尔顿 淡定
All right. Sheldon, look. Just calm down.
I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.
You just eat your dinner here while you're waiting.
吃? 我的晚饭? 在你家?
Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?
Yeah. Why not?
Sure. Why not?
And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup
and go skinny-dipping down at the crick.
Cause today is the day to stop making sense.
告诉你 莱纳德 老虎机
I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots...
free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid
and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95.
Disneyland can suck it.
This is the real happiest place on earth.
Dude, check it out!
That's laundry for a month!
What's your name?
Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
Hello, Rajesh Ra--
So, you interested in a little party?
Why, yes, I love to party.
Party is my middle name.
Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan.
Uh, Raj, can I... can I talk to you for a moment?
Not now, Leonard.
Michaela's inviting me to a party.
You better call the moon
and make sure they have a bed for you.
Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't move. Just stay the beautiful,
unspoiled American flower that you are.
What's wrong with you, dude?
That woman was all up in my jammy.
好吧 我真的不想打击 你所谓的"雄性激素"
Okay. I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is,
but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute.
Let me put it this way:
In your entire life, how many gorgeous women
have walked straight up to you in a bar
and asked if you wanted to party?
Maybe I can save her.
或许吧 但我猜你可能会为此 付出每小时500美元的代价
Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.
It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
Oh, I miss her already.
Oh, Howard's losing it.
Check out his latest Twitters.
"I'm at the bottom of a black hole "staring into the abyss.
My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group?
You think that'd help?
USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."
我不知道 霍华德不是那种 通吃老少咸宜乐趣的人
I don't know. Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy.
It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker.
She's exactly his type; a hooker.
You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.
We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.
"I'm so lonely and horny,
I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.
So how was your day?
Are you trying to make small talk?
Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to.
No, it's the accepted convention.
How was your day?
Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,
so my hours are gonna be a little differe...
抱歉 我对此一点都不感兴趣 快吃吧
I'm sorry. That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.
Yeah, hi. Listen, um... if you're not busy,
we were thinking maybe you could...
We were wondering...
...if you're really a prostitute.
You guys cops?
I'm a prostitute.
Uh, the thing is, we've got this friend,
and he's kind of down in the dumps.