That's the smell of new comic books.
They're on me today, boys.
Have you been selling your sperm again?
No, I'm celebrating.
As we speak, the space shuttle
Is docking at the at the international space station
Where it will deploy the wolowitz zero-gravity
Waste disposal system.
Oh, get over yourself.
It's a high-tech toilet.
Thanks to your hard work,
An international crew of astronauts
Will "boldly go where no man has gone before."
Is that supposed to be funny?
I believe it is.
The combination of the star trek reference
And the play on words involving the double-meaning
Of the verb "to go"
Suggests that leonard is humorously mocking
Your efforts in space plumbing.
Okay, make your little jokes,
But of the four of us, I'm the only one making
Any real-world contribution to science and technology.
他说得对 这可是重大成果 有两个原因
He's right. this is an important achievement, for two reasons.
And, of course, number two!
Playing on the use of cardinal numbers
As euphemisms for bodily functions.
给 谢尔顿 给你留的新《地狱男爵》
Here, sheldon, I pulled the new hellboy for you.
Excuse me. spoiler alert.
I didn't spoil anything.
You told me it's mind-blowing.
So, my mind is going into it pre-blown.
And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.
Said the grinch to christmas.
Uh, hey, leonard.
Could I talk to you about something?
Sure, what's up?
Remember I went out with
Your friend, penny, a couple weeks ago?
Sure you remember.
That was the night you went to the bar and made a fool
Of yourself trying to pick up strange women.
What about it?
Well, uh, the thing is, the date didn't go that well.
Oh. too bad.
I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up,
Dust yourself off, forget it and move on.
I can't do that.
Why the hell not?
'cause we're going out again tomorrow.
Excuse me, stuart.
Have you read the new flash?
- No. - well, I have
And it will knock your socks off!
Good luck getting them back on.
I figure this is probably my last shot with penny
And I don't want to screw it up.
Nobody wants that.
Here's my question:it's the second date,
You think she'll be expecting things to get physical?
Uh, gee, um...
My initial reaction is "no," but, um,
Let me think about it and get back to you, okay?
Okay, so, you'll give me a call?
Yeah, or you call me.
Or nobody calls anyone.
Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.
You know, thanks for closed- captioning my pain, raj.
Hey, want to make sure he gets nowhere with penny
Without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?
Just tell him to do everything
You've done with her for the last two years.
- How's it going? - good, good.
- You? - fine.
Oh, hey, can I ask you something?
You know your friend stuart?
Well, he asked me out again and I said yes,
And then I started thinking
Maybe I should talk to you first.
Well, does it bother you,
Me going out with one of your friends?
'cause you know, you and me...
No. no, that's the past.
I'm really more of a "right now" kind of guy.
You know, living in the moment.
Although I do have to live a little in the future,
'cause, well, that's my job.
Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction
Does draw my attention backwards,
But those stories often take place in the future.
In conclusion, no, it doesn't bother me.
Okay, well, that's really cool of you.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't say cool.
I'd just say...
Well, in that case, do you mind giving me some advice?
He's very shy.
How do I make him feel more comfortable around me?
Well, first of all, don't underestimate
The value of discomfort.
- Really? - oh, yes.
Stuart thrives under pressure.
That's why he works in a comic book store.
Oh, it's stuart.
You're not going to answer it?
He wants to talk about penny.
I don't want to talk about penny.
You're making an assumption.
Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.