What if we just ran another line, bypass it entirely?
It won't work. the diameter of the tubing is insufficient.
What if we reposition the collection tank?
It won't work. no way to mount it.
Okay, here's an idea.
What if I change my name and go live
With my cousin and her husband, avi, in israel?
That could work.
-早安 -早安 怎么了
- Morning. morning. - what's up?
Nothing. we just pulled an all-nighter
Trying to fix a zero-gravity... pasta maker.
I'm going to make a coffee run. do you want any?
不 谢了 我有
Oh, no, thanks. I have coffee.
Great. so how'd it go with stuart last night?
Um, I really don't want to talk about it.
Yeah. right. sure.
The thing is, uh, before you guys went out,
I spoke to him and i...
I said I don't want to talk about it.
- Okay, I just, I kind of feel... - look, leonard,
What goes on between me and stuart is none of your business.
So just leave it alone, okay?
If you really want to clean up your karma,
Go get my freakin' latte.
Hang on, I think I've got this.
Help me see if we can wedge this little piece
Of pvc behind the support rod.
I think you're overestimating the tensile strength
Of the substructure you're building.
Sheldon, I know what I'm doing.
If you knew what you were doing, there wouldn't be
A space toilet where my coffee table should be.
Why don't you ou use this instead of the pvc
To keep the transverse filter assembly in place?
Because this is not a spare part from the space station.
This is the thing from the pizza box that keeps
The lid from touching the cheese.
That what that's for?
In india, the lid just touches the cheese.
Of course, we also have rampant
Poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera,
So a little cardboard in our cheese is no biggie.
- Where are you going? - comic book store.
Oh, an excellent idea! I could certainly use a break.
- Me, too.- Now, hold on.
You guys can go to the comic book store
When man can once again safely poop in space.
Why does Leonard get to go?
'cause he's upset over his situation with penny
And if I have to hear about it again,
I'm going to kick him in his ovaries.
Thanks for understanding, howard.
I got your back, sister.
All right, I think we've got
A prototype ready to test.
Hand me that Tupperware.
Wow, that's heavy.
Damn right it's heavy. it's my mother's meat loaf.
It's been testing toilets for generations.
我必须指出 霍华德 如果给麻省理工写封信
I must say, howard, I think a detailed letter to mit
Describing your current circumstances might entitle you
To a refund on your master's degree.
Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste disposal test
With meat loaf analog in...
三 二 一
Three, two, one.
What do you think the problem is?
Not enough bread crumbs.
-斯图尔特 我想跟你谈谈 -当然 怎么了
- Hey, Stuart, I need to talk to you. - Sure, what's up?
I think I gave you some bad advice about penny,
And I want to apologize.
Oh, no, your advice was great.
Oh, yeah, going slow really worked.
Never worked for me.
Yeah, last night at dinner, I did what you told me.
I went really slow, I kept my distance,
And two bottles of wine later, we were making out in my car.
Wine? I didn't say to give her wine.
It doesn't matter, 'cause that's where it all went to hell.
During the kissing?
What did you do, sneeze in her mouth?
I did that to a girl once.
没 一切正常 我俩也很投入
No, everything was good and really hot.
And I said,
"噢 佩妮" 就在
"Oh, penny," and right where
她应该说"噢 斯图尔特"的时候 她却说了
She was supposed to say, "oh, Stuart," she said...
-那是你的名字吧 -是啊 不是 是
- That is your name, right? - yeah, no, yeah.
Wow, I'm sorry.
That must've been the last thing you wanted to hear.
Well, it beats, "you know I'm a dude, right?"
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Yeah. no doubt, no doubt.
Okay, well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Not your fault.
Yeah, how about that.
- See you soon. - Yeah, sure
是的 先生 我知道什么是"机密"
Yes, sir, I understand "classified."
We'll keep it all classified; no one has to know
Anything about this but you and me.
Howard's space toilet.
I'll tell you later.
Well, they've deployed our solution.
Let's just all hope it works.
I don't see why I have to worry.
My career's not hanging in the balance.
That was a joke.
It's funny, because it's true.
Leonard, could you pass the soysauce please？
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Yeah,I said Leonard.
Yes, you did, didn't you?
What the hell is that?
What was it doing on the ceiling?
Houston, uh, International Space Station.
We have a little situation up here.
We'd like to make an unscheduled space walk.
Which crew members would be involved in this E.V.A.?
Houston, uh, we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.
I'm afraid we can't authorize that...
Houston, this is more of a FYI call
We are basically out the door.