you know,I've been thinking about time travel again.
Why,did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?
Put it on the back burner.
Anyway,it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,
I would just go into the past and give it to myself,
thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.
Yeah,it really takes the pressure off.
Sounds like a breakthrough.
Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover?
这可是时间旅行 Leonard 过去的我已经打过了
It's time travel,leonard,I will have already done that.
Then I guess congratulations are in order.
No,congratulations will have been in order.
You know,I am not going to enjoy this party.
I know,I'm familiar with you.
上次系里的派对 Finkleday教授 抓着我谈了45分钟的窑洞挖掘
The last department party,professor finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
Yes,I was there.
You know what's interesting about caves,leonard?
- 什么? - 什么也没有
- What? - Nothing.
Well,then we'll avoid finkleday,we'll meet the new department head,
恭喜他 跟他握手 然后就走
congratulate him,shake his hand and go.
"Pleased to meet you,dr.Gablehauser.
"How fortunate for you that the university's "chosen to hire you,
despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years,
"and instead have written a series of popular books "
that reduce the great concepts of science "to a series of anecdotes,
"每则故事都简单到 能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完" (就是厕所读物)
"each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration "of an average bowel movement.
" "Mahalo's" a nice touch.
You know there only eight consonants in the hawaiian language?
Interesting. You should lead with that.
Oh,god,look at this buffet.
I love america.
You don't have buffets in india?
Of course,but it's all indian food.
You can't find a bagel in mumbai to save your life.
Well,here's an interesting turn of events.
Howard brought a date?
A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.
Hey,what up,science bitches?
May I introduce my special lady friend summer?
Howard,I told you touching's extra.
Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
- 我是Eric Gablehauser - 我是Howard Wolowitz
- Eric gablehauser. - Howard wolowitz.
Howard 见到你很高兴 你是?
Howard,nice to meet you. And you are?
An actual real scientist.
How was that?
I can't believe he fired me.
Well,you did call him a glorified high school science teacher
whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.
In my defense,I prefaced that by saying,"with all due respect."
You're making eggs for breakfast?
This isn't breakfast,it's an experiment.
'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.
I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules
from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.
I look forward to your work with bacon.
As do I.
You know,I'm sure if you just apologize to gablehauser,he would give you your job back.
I don't want my job back.
I've spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.
Before that,I spent four years working on my thesis.
在那之前 我在上大学 而在大学之前 我在上5年级
Before that,I was in college,and before that,I was in the fifth grade.
This is my first d oayff in decades and I'm going to savor it.
I'll let you get back to fixing your eggs.
Not just fixing my eggs,I'm fixing everyone's eggs.
And we all thank you.
use new eggs.
hi. Hey,I'm running out to the market.
Do you guys need anything?
Oh,well,this would be one of those circumstances that
people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
I need eggs.
Four dozen should suffice.
对 棕蛋 白蛋
Yes,and evenly distributed amongst brown,white,
走地鸡蛋 大鸡蛋 加大鸡蛋 跟特大鸡蛋各要8个
free-range,large,extra large and jumbo.
Okay,one more time.
Never mind. You won't get it right.
I'd better come with you.
How come you didn't go into work today?
I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
So you got canned,huh?
Theoretical physicists do not get canned...
Well,maybe it's all for the best.
You know,I always say when one door closes,another one opens.
Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.