with a university that has a strong science program.
Howard, this is big science.
You could be the engineer who builds the equipment
that puts us on the cover of magazines.
I could also be the engineer
who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon.
You still might get on a magazine.
So you guys are seriously considering this?
- Yes. - And you think you can put up with Sheldon?
Well, I'm a Hindu.
My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life
we are rewarded in the next.
Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon,
and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!
Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?
晕死 给我压力 从了
Oh, damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.
Just an FYI,
as I am the expedition's team leader,
protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir."
But don't worry,
there will be a briefing.
What do you want?
I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.
Now, honey, I already told you, the hamburger
meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.
No. This is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic North Pole.
I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you...
说详细点 我将和莱纳德 沃罗威茨 库萨帕里
but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle
with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.
You're all going?
- Yes. - For three months?
Is that a yes or a no on the freezer?
The woman has the attention span of a gnat.
-嗨 莱纳德 -嗨
- Hey, Leonard. - Hey.
Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole.
Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
是啊 只是有点惊讶 你没告诉我
Yeah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me.
Oh, well, it all happened kind of fast.
And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear
and study up on, you know, snow and stuff.
Sorry, I was gonna tell you.
Oh, hey, no, you don't have to apologize.
There's no reason you have to tell me.
I was just... you know, surprised.
Yes, yes, you were busy,
you were surprised, all very fascinating.
Now where do we stand on the freezer?
Is he serious?
Actually, it would help.
All right, I'll see what I can do.
So, three months at the North Pole.
Wow, that is...
I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this
"see what you can do" plan into action?
Just a warning, Sheldon.
The freezer locks from the outside.
- She seems upset to you? - No.
- Did she seem upset to you? - No.
Oh, good, I got it right.
Are you upset?
A little bit.
Two for two. I'm on fire.
I mean, I know she's not my girlfriend or anything,
but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad
that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer?
That feels like a bonus question.
I'm gonna stop here while I'm ahead but I've had a great time.
All right, the purpose of this drill
is to acclimate us to the use of tools in extreme temperatures
such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.
Where are your tools?
好了 队员们 打开练习工具箱
All right, team, open up your practice kits.
As the university did not permit me
to bring the actual equipment we'll be using
to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently,
I've provided substitutes
which will exercise your fine motor skills.
莱纳德 你要处理一系列 复杂的数学问题
Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems
on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received
when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade.
Treat it with respect.
拉杰 你要在 六英寸高的精灵王子模型上
Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Van Dyke
on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf.
a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache.
Wolowitz, you will be completing
a series of delicate surgical procedures
on the classic children's game "Operation."
To begin with, you will
"remove funny bone for two hundred dollars."
For this I went to MIT.
I think I swallowed some paint!
I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.
Oh, son of a bitch!
Adversity is to be expected.
Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued.
Okay, I can't do this.
Gentlemen, use your imagination.
Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker
freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?
He cut open a tauntaun
and used its internal body heat to warm him up.
You heard the man.
Hold him down and I'll cut him open.
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