Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership,
but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment
inside the hut and then take it outside.
I hadn't thought of that.
I guess we're done here.
Here, drink slash eat this.
What is it?
Hot chocolate with a stick of butter.
Because in the frigid temperatures in the Arctic,
we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day
just to maintain our body weight.
Sheldon, you know I can't eat butter.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Way ahead of you, that's an
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" stick.
But mammy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole.
I don't care what the other guys are doing.
If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka,
would you follow them?
If you were standing behind me nagging, I might.
Don't talk back to your mother.
This trip is much too dangerous, Rajesh.
No, it's not.
Howard, tell them.
Doctor and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste.
I understand your concern,
but if it'll make you feel any better, my mother is fine with me going,
and this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17.
So, she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus?
That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali.
If Raj dies,
也只会因为冻伤 坏疽 严重晒伤
it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn
or being ripped to shreds by a 1,500 pound polar bear.
妈妈 我把你接到免提上 跟拉杰的父母通话
Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents.
Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic?
I thought you said Arkansas!
I didn't say that.
You never listen to me!
He doesn't tell me anything!
He lives a secret life because he's ashamed!
Hey, Leonard, can I talk to you for a sec?
当然 去外面说吧 那里少一些尖叫和罪恶
Sure, but let's go out here where there's a little less yelling and guilt.
Well, I got you a little going away present.
Oh, a blanket.
Oh, no, no, no, not just a blanket.
See, it has sleeves.
So, you can, you know, be all snoodled up
while you do your science stuff.
Oh, wow, cool.
Oh, I'm gonna miss you.
- See you later. - Bye.
I told you no!
Why don't you believe me?
'Cause it doesn't make sense to me!
How can it be that in the entire country of India,
there isn't one Outback Steakhouse?!
I want a cookie, Meemaw.
Sheldon, it's me.
But Meemaw just made cookies.
Listen, I don't know if I can go on the expedition.
I don't think I can go to the North Pole.
I know you're concerned about disappointing me
but I want you to take comfort from the knowledge
that my expectations of you are very low.
Yeah, that's very comforting.
Comforting is a part of leadership.
It's not a part I care for, but such is my burden.
Terrific, it's just that I don't think Penny wants me to go.
Assuming that's a valid reason not to go, which it isn't,
how do you know this? Did she say it?
But she said she was gonna miss me and she gave me this.
What is it?
It's a blanket with sleeves.
Oh, that's clever.
Let me see if I understand this correctly.
她想念你 是你非常向往的 情感状态
Her missing you is an emotional state you find desirable?
- Yes, obviously. - All right.
Well, given that missing you is predicated on you leaving,
logic dictates you must leave.
Yes, okay, but I'm gonna be gone for three months.
What if she doesn't miss me that long and she meets someone else?
She does have a short attention span.
So, I can't go.
Leonard, you may be right.
It appears that Penny secretly wants you
in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion.
You really think so?
Of course not.
Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to
pull off another one of my classic pranks.
Oh, Leonard, what time is it?
It's 7:00 a.m. I'm sorry it's early,
but we're leaving soon, and I needed to talk to you.
What did you mean when you said you're going to miss me?
Um, I don't know.
You'll be gone and I'll notice.
Okay, well, um, what about this?
What does this mean?
酗酒 乱刷卡和熬夜看电视 都没啥好处
Wine, credit card and late night television are a bad combination.
All right, fine.
What about that really long hug?
What did that mean?
That wasn't a long hug.
It was at least five Mississippis.
A standard hug is two Mississippis tops.
Leonard, I don't know what to tell you.
It was just a hug.
Glad we cleared that up.
I guess I'll see you.
Okay, have a safe trip.
- Bye. - Okay, bye.
It means I wish you weren't going.
We're out of ice.
好了 先生们 明早七点整
All right, men, we begin initial assembly
and deployment of the testing equipment
starting tomorrow at 0700 hours,
but until then, you are all off duty.