or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
Slow down. Please,slow down!
You're not leaving yourself enough space between cars.
No,no,let me do the math for you.
This car weighs,let's say 4,000 pounds.
Now add 140 for me,120 for you...
- 120? - 不好意思
- 120? - Oh,I'm sorry.
Did I insult you?
Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?
Anyway,that gives us a total weight of,let's say 4,400 pounds.
Let's say 4,390.
目前时速是 老天啊 51英里/时
We're traveling forward at-- good lord-- 51 miles an hour.
Now let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned.
Still,by the time we come to a stop,
we'll be occupying the same space as that buick in front of us,
因此我们会在短时间内 给压成稀泥 死得很惨...
an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death,mutilation...
哇 看 他们在铺新的迷你高尔夫场地
oh,look,they built a new putt-putt course.
This is great.
Look at me.
I'm in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary,colorless workaday lives.
And thank you,ordinary person.
Hey,you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?
Listen,didn't you say you needed some eggs?
Yes,but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth
knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket.
Oh,okay,well,then maybe you should start heading on out then.
No,this is fun.
Oh,the thing about tomatoes-- and I think you'll really enjoy this--
is they're shelved with the vegetables,but they're technically a fruit.
- 真有意思 - 是吧?
- Oh,interesting. - Isn't it?
No,I mean what you find enjoyable.
Well,there's some value to taking a multivitamin,but the human body can only absorb so much.
What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.
Well,maybe that's what I was going for.
Well,then you'll want some manganese.
Well,that was fun.
Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.
Oh,I don't know,sheldon.
It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.
Are you sure?
There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.
比如说 我发现你 一个月采购一次卫生棉条
For example,I noticed that you purchase your tampons one-month supply at a time.
Think about it.
It's a product that doesn't spoil and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.
You want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons?
- 你母亲什么时候绝经的? - 好了
- When did your mother go into menopause? - Okay.
I'm not talking about this with you.
Oh,penny,this is a natural human process,and we're talking about statistically significant savings.
Now,if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28-day cycle...
are you fairly regular?
好吧 不去仓储式商店 但我们还是一起去迷你高尔夫吧?
Okay,no warehouse store,but we're still on for putt-putt golf,right?
Hey,I just ran into penny.
She seemed upset about something.
I think it's her time of the month.
I marked the calendar for future reference.
What's with the fish?
It's an experiment.
What happened to your scrambled egg research?
Oh,that was a dead end.
Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be.
我看到一篇文章 说日本科学家 将发光水母的DNA注入到其他动物体内
I read an article about japanese scientists who inserted dna from luminous jellyfish into other animals,
我就想 "对哦 夜光鱼灯"
and I thought,"hey,fish nightlights.
" Fish nightlights?
It's a billion-dollar idea.
Mum's the word.
Sheldon 你确定不要跟 系主任道歉然后回去上班啊?
Sheldon,are you sure you don't want to just apologize to gablehauser and get your job back?
Oh,no,no,no,I have too much to do.
Like luminous fish.
I'm sorry. I didn'T...
that's just the beginning.
I also have an idea for a bulk mail-order feminine hygiene company.
Leonard,we're gonna be rich.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Well,you did the right thing calling.
I didn't know what else to do.
He's lost all focus.
Every day he's got a new obsession.
This is a particularly disturbing one.
Oh,you got yourself a loom? How nice!
Honey,why'd you get a loom?
I was working with luminous fish,and I thought,hey...
Mom,what are you doing here?
Leonard called me.
I know,but why?
Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish
and weaving serapes.
This is not a serape,this is a poncho.
A serape is open at the sides; a poncho is closed.
This is a poncho.