不管是什么 都不能成为 你打电♥话给别人母亲的理由
And neither is a reason to call someone's mother.
Really? When was the last time you left the house?
I went to the market with penny.
Yeah,that was three weeks ago.
Well,then buckle up-- in the next four to eight days she's going to get very crabby.
Sweetheart,your little friend is concerned about you.
Yes,well,I'm not a child-- I'm a grown man,capable of living my life as I see fit.
And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother!
Wait,where are you going?
To my room-- and no one's allowed in!
oh,he gets his temper from his daddy.
- 眼睛像我 - 原来如此
- He's got my eyes. - I see.
All that science stuff,that comes from jesus.
Sheldon,your mom made dinner.
I'm not hungry!
Leonard 你别管了 他很固执的
Oh,leonard,don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn.
He may stay in there till the rapture.
We so sure that's a bad thing?
跟你说 我很爱那孩子 但他很难相处
I tell you,I love the boy to death,but he has been difficult
since he fell out of me at the k-mart.
原谅我的无礼 但我终于知道Sheldon 英俊的外表是从哪继承的了
Excuse me for being so bold,but I now see where sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.
亲爱的 这不会起作用的 但你可以继续尝试
Honey,that ain't gonna work,but you keep tryin'.
I made chicken.
I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic.
You know,we have an indian gentleman at our church,
a dr.Patel-- it's a beautiful story.
上帝给与他启示 把他带来我们身边 让我们享受8折激光矫正视力手术
The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on lasik--
you know,those that needed it.
Leonard: That is a lovely story.
Um,are we gonna do anything about sheldon?
You have to take your time with sheldon.
His father,god rest his soul,used to always say to me,
"mary,you have to take your time with sheldon."
Sounds like a wise man.
Oh,not so wise.
He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.
So,everybody grab a plate and a pretty place mat that shelly wove.
Has shelly ever freaked out like this before?
Oh,all the time.
I remember one summer when he was 13,
he built a small nuclear reactor in the shed
and told everybody he was gonna provide free electricity for the whole town.
Well,the only problem was,he had no what you call "fissionable" materials.
Anyway,when he went on the internets to get some,
a man from the government came by and sat him down real gentle,
and told him it's against the law to have yellow-cake uranium in a shed.
Well,poor boy had a fit.
Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.
A death ray?
Well,that's what he called it.
Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids.
It pissed our dog off to no end.
You know,you two make a cute couple.
uh,no. We're not...
we're not-not a couple. We're singles.
- 两个单身 - 对
- Two singles. - Yeah.
Like those... individually wrapped slices of cheese that...
Did I pluck a nerve there?
- 对 - 好吧
- Oh,yeah. - Okay.
好吧 大家 该吃饭了
All right,everybody,it's time to eat.
主啊 感谢您赐予我们晚餐 及您所有的恩赐
Oh,lord,we thank you for this meal and all of your bounty.
And we pray that you help sheldon get back on his rocker.
Now,after a moment of silent meditation,I'm gonna end with "in jesus' name,"
but you two don't feel any obligation to join in.
Unless,of course,the holy spirit moves you.
Oh,my god,this is the best cobbler I've ever had.
It was always sheldon's favorite.
You know w thathe secret ingredient is?
- 爱? - 猪油
- Love? - Lard.
Hey,look who's come...
You'll spook him.
He's like a baby deer-- you got to let him come to you.
This is ridiculous.
够了! Sheldon 振作起来!
Damn it,sheldon,snap out of it!
你是物理学家 该在学校做实验 而不是躲房间里
You're a physicist-- you belong at the university doing research,not hiding in your room!
you don't hunt,do you?
Oh,well,that looks awful fancy. What is that?
It's my idea of what dna would look like in a silicon-based life-form.
But intelligently designed by a creator,right?
What do you want,mom?
You know how your daddy used to say that
you can only fish for so long before you got to throw a stick of dynamite in the water?
Well,I'm done fishing.
You put those on.
Because you're gonna go down to your office,
you're gonna apologize to your boss and get your job back.
不好意思 我刚刚是以 "若尊贵的陛下愿意"开始的吗?
I'm sorry,did I start that sentence with the words,"if it please your highness"?
I'm not going to apologize-- I didn't say anything that wasn't true.
Now,you listen here.
I have been telling you since you were four years old,
it's okay to be smarter than everybody,but you can't go around pointing it out.
Because people don't like it!
Remember all the ass-kickings you got from the neighbor kids?
now,let's get crackin'.
Shower,shirt,shoes,and let's shove off.
There wouldn't have been any ass-kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.
Leonard,the lord never gives us more than we can handle.
Thankfully,he blessed me with two other children who are dumb as soup.
抱歉 Gablehauser博士 您在忙吗?
Excuse me,dr.Gablehauser,are you busy?
sheldon,he's just doodlin'.
Get in here.
Let's go,baby-- we're losing daylight.
as you know,several weeks ago in our first encounter,
we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot.
And I just wanted to say that I was wrong...
to point it out.
I'm sorry,we haven't been introduced.
我叫Mary Cooper 是Sheldon的妈妈
Mary cooper,sheldon's mom.
you must have had him when you were a teenager.
Oh,aren't you sweet.
His father's dead.
- 最近? - 够久的了
- Recently? - Long enough.
sheldon,shouldn't you be working?
Hey,how did it go?
I got my job back.
Really? What happened?
I'm not quite sure.
It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.
Well,that narrows it down.
I'm very proud of you,honey.
You showed a lot of courage today.
Is dr.Gablehauser going to be my new daddy?