All right, I'm moving my infantry division...
...augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings.
We flank the Tennessee volunteers and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
没这么容易 南方还有两个步兵师 再加上超人和哥斯拉
Not so fast. Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions. Plus Superman and Godzilla.
No, no, no. Orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic.
Not to mention
you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line
with Shiva and Ganesh?
- 可以点餐了吗? - 稍等 宝贝
-You guys ready to order? -Hang on,honey.
Shiva and Ganesh,
the Hindu gods,against the entire Union army?
I'll be back.
Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles and Shiva is the Destroyer.
当硝烟散尽 林肯将会说印第语 喝南方的薄荷饮料
When the smoke clears,Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
All right,my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.
What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite
from a morning of weight training and cardio funk?
I'll take the Heart smart platter.
好 谢谢你 Sheldon呢?
All right,thank you,and Sheldon?
We don't eat here.
I don't know what's good.
Well,it's all good.
Just get a hamburger.
You like hamburgers.
I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers.
You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.
Give him a hamburger.
All right,which one?
The Classic Burger,the Ranch House Burger,
the Barbecue Burger,or the Kobe Burger?
Can't we just go to Big Boy?
They only have one burger... the Big Boy.
Well,the Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy
why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
Because you're not at Big Boy!
Fine,I'll have the Barbecue Burger.
Make it two.
Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
- 嘿 Leonard - 你们好
- 不知道你们会来这里吃饭 - 确实不会
I didn't know you ate here. We don't.
This is a disturbing aberration.
Leslie,this is Penny.
She lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.
她走在美的光彩中 像夜晚 (诗人拜伦的名句)
And walks in quiet beauty like the night.
Howard 我已经说了 别这样
Howard,I've asked you not to do that.
Leslie and I do research together at the university.
Oh,wow,a girl scientist.
Yep,come for the breasts,stay for the brains.
So,I'm glad I ran into you.
The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist.
What happened to Elliot Wong?
He switched over to high-energy radiation research
had a little mishap,and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
So are you in?
Great,we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place.
Why at my place?
Yeah,Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
Nice meeting you.
Leonard,I didn't know you played the cello.
Yeah,my parents felt that naming me Leonard
and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
If you're into music, I happen to be a human beatbox.
I'm actually not that into music.
So,hey,your friend's really cute. Anything going on with you two?
L - Leslie?
- 怎么可能? - 他约过她一次
What,are you kidding? He asked her out once.
It was an embarrassing failure.
Was that supposed to be a secret?
Aw,that's too bad.
You guys'd make a cute couple.
What's the matter?
She didn't take my order.
How can she take your order
when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
Nevertheless,this will be reflected in her tip.
What did Penny mean,"You'd make a cute couple?"
Well,I assume she meant the two of you together would constitute a couple
that others might consider cute.
An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation
is that you could manufacture one.
例如 "快看 Leonard和Leslie所生的 Goldfarb夫妻 是不是很可爱?"
As in,"Oh,look,Leonard and Leslie made Mr.and Mrs.Goldfarb.Aren't they adorable?"
If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down,
then it would unambiguously mean that she,Penny,thought I should ask her,Leslie,out
indicating that she,Penny, had no interest in me asking her,Penny,out.
But,because she did know that I had asked Leslie out
and that she,Leslie,had turned me down, then she,Penny,could be offering consolation.
"真可惜 你们本来 可以做一对甜蜜情侣..."
"That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple..."
并且暗想 "很好 Leonard还是单身"
but while thinking:"Good, Leonard remains available."
You're a lucky man,Leonard.
You're talking to one of the three men
in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
Well,what do you think?
I said I could follow it. I didn't say I care.
Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state
140亿年前大爆炸 哦稍等 *
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait!
地球开始冷却 生物开始繁衍 *
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools
We built the Wall We built the pyramids
我们创造金字塔 数学 科学 历史 *
Math,Science,History,unraveling the mystery
That all started with a big bang