I admire your fingering.
Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument.
- 晚安兄弟 练得不错 - 谢谢
Good night,guys. Good job. Thanks.
See you next week.
挺好玩的 Leslie 多谢你叫上我
That was fun,Leslie. Thanks for including me.
If you're up for it
we could practice that middle section again.
Just so we're clear,you understand that me hanging back to practice with you
is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available.
Yeah,I'm good to go.
I thought you weren't interested in me.
That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.
You mean my cello?
No,I mean the obvious,crude,double entendre.
I'm seducing you.
What can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman.
So how about it?
Is it the waitress?
What about her?
I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her.
Which,unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.
Well,I did have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast.
Which could cause a positive urine test for opiates
but certainly not dilate my pupils.
So I guess there was no point in bringing it up.
You and the waitress then.
There's nothing going on between Penny and me.
So you're open to a sexual relationship?
Yeah,yeah,I guess I am.
Yeah,it is. It is good.
Did you want to start now?
Why don't we finish the section first?
A little musical foreplay. Terrific.
- 我准备好了 - 我也是
I'm g-good to go. Me,too.
Oh,hey,Sheldon. What's going on?
I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols.
It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
Okay,sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself
but you're really not.
Just come with me.
What does it mean?
Oh,come on,you went to college.
Yes,but I was 11.
a tie on the doorknob usually means someone doesn't want to be disturbed
because,they're... you know,gettin' busy.
So you're saying Leonard has a girl in there?
不然就是他丢了衣架 还疯狂地喜欢上了Bryan Adams
Well,either that or he's lost his tie rack and gotten really into Bryan Adams.
Oh,Leonard,you magnificent beast.
We really shouldn't be standing here.
This is very awkward.
Oh,come on,Leonard's had girls over before,right?
有的 但通常要计划 求爱 提前通知...
Oh,yes,but there's usually planning, courtship,advance notice...
Last time,I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse.
You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex?
I didn't have to.
The dates just happened to coincide.
So,do you know who's in there?
跟他在一起的不是Leslie Winkle 就是30年代的黑帮
And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster.
Hmm,good for him.
Good for Leonard.
What's the matter?
I don't know what the protocol is here.
Do I stay? Do I leave?
Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?
Gee,Sheldon,you're asking the wrong girl.
I'm usually on the other side of the tie.
In the living room.
I just... I wanted you to know I saw the tie.
Give my best to Leslie.
Someone touched my board.
Hey,what's the matter?
My equations,someone's tampered with my equations.
- 你确定? - 很确定!
Are you sure? Of course I'm sure.
Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics.
The sign's been changed.
But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having?
Are you insane? Are you out of your mind?
Are you... hey,look.
That fixes the problem I've been having.
Yeah,I noticed it when I got up to get a glass of water.
我改了 这样就能证明夸克 在高能状态下是渐进自由的
So I fixed it and now you can show that quarks are asymptotically free at high energies.
Listen,I've got to get to the lab.
Thanks for a great night.
Thank you. I'll see you at work.
Hold on. Hold on!
Who told you you could touch my board?
Yeah,I don't come into your house and touch your board.
There are no incorrect equations on my board.
Oh,that is so...
I'm sorry,I've got to run.
If you come up with an adjective,text me.
That is the adjective,"inconsiderate. "