You can stare at your board all day,Sheldon.
She's still going to be right.
I'm not staring, I'm mulling.
- 嘿 Leonard - 嗨
...how's it going?
Just pretty good?
I'd think you were doing very good.
"还" "很"... 描述"好"的变化程度 并没有客观的范围
Pretty,very... there's really no objective scale for delineating variations of "good. "
Why do you ask?
Well,a little bird told me that you and Leslie hooked up last night.
So,is it serious? Do you like her?
Th-th-that's really two different questions.
Sheldon,we have to go!
Boy,you're wound awfully tight for a man who's just had sexual intercourse.
迟些找你吧 真为你高兴 Leonard
All right,well,I'll talk to you later, but I am so happy for you,Leonard.
What did she mean she's happy for me?
Is she happy that I'm seeing someone?
Or is she happy because she thinks that I'm happy?
Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy.
Even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy.
Because the second person,though happy,
is now romantically unavailable to the first person.
Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
You know what?
I'm being ridiculous.
Who cares what Penny thinks?
Leslie is a terrific girl.
We like each other.
She's extremely intelligent...
She's not that intelligent.
She fixed your equation.
- 那是走运 - 你根本不相信运气这种事
She got lucky. You don't believe in luck.
I don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky.
Regardless,I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie.
I'm not going to pass that up for some
hypothetical future of happiness with a woman
who may or may not want me to be happy,
with a woman who is currently making me happy.
- Leonard... - 啊?
I still don't care.
- 嗨 Leslie - 小心 Leonard
Liquid nitrogen,320 degrees below zero.
Why are smashing a flash-frozen bana?
Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. Oh.
Uh,what are you doing?
Just extending the intimacy.
Hey,do you want to slip over to the radiation lab and share a decontamination shower?
Okay,uh,what exactly do you think's going on between us?
不知道 不过我可能就要 知道那香蕉什么感觉了
I'm not sure,but I think I'm about to discover how the bana felt.
Leonard 我们都不是神经学家 但是都了解性的生物化学原理
Listen,Leonard,neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex.
I mean,dopamine in our brains is released across synapses,causing pleasure.
You stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button,
he'll push that thing until he starves to death.
Well,the only difference between us and the rat
is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus.
That's where you come in.
Yeah,well,I'm just glad to be a part of it.
So what happens now?
Well,I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.
Oh. Okay. Thank you.
You want to make plans for New Year's?
Leonard 拜托了 你逼得我喘不过气来
Whoa,Leonard,please. You're smothering me.
It's Dr. Stud!
The blogosphere is a-buzzin'with news of you
and Leslie Winkle makingeine kleine bang-bangmusik.
What? How did it get on the Internet?
I put it there.
Well,how did you know about it?
A little bird told us.
Apparently,you are a magnificent beast.
That part's true.
You know, I think I may have misjudged this restaurant.
I don't want to go out on a limb,
but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger.
Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted.
Way ahead of you.
I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays,
and just dropping Souplantation.
- 真的? - 对
The name always confused me anyway.
You can't grow soup.
You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night
for the foreseeable future.
Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?
Um... I don't know... a psychiatrist?
how are things with you and Leslie?
Oh,to be honest, I don't think it's going to work out.
Oh. Oh,that's too bad.
I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you.
What did she mean by that?!
Was that just a generic platitude,
or was that a subtle bid for attention?
You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy?
This is a single-decker hamburger, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker.
这个汉堡的肉 面包和调料的比例 更令人满意
This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.
Are you even listening to me?
Of course,I'm listening.
Blah,blah,hopeless Penny delusion,blah,blah,blah.
You know,you can grow the ingredients for soup.