Okay, if no one else will say it, I will.
We really suck at paintball.
That was absolutely humiliating.
Oh, come on. Some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.
I think we have to acknowledge,
those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.
No,we were annihilated by our own incompetence
and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Sheldon,let it go!
No,I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the ck.
I shot you for good reason.
You were leading us into disaster.
I was giving clear,concise orders.
You hid behind a tree yelling,"Get the kid in the yarmulke!
Get the kid in the yarmulke!"
- 嗨 Penny - 早上好 女士
-Oh,hey,Penny. Hello. -Morning,ma'am.
So,how was paintball?Did you have fun?
Sure,if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.
You clear space on your calendar--there will be an inquiry.
Um,hey,I'm having a party on Saturday,
so if you guys are around,you should come on by.
- 派对? - 是啊
-A party? -Yeah.
A... "boy-girl" party?
呃...有男生 有女生 而且是场派对
Well,there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party,so...
It'll just be a bunch of my friends.
We'll have some beer,do a little dancing.
嗯 我不能确定 Penny...
Yeah,I don't know,Penny...
The thing is,we're not...
- 我们更适合... - 不行
-No,we're really more of a... -No.
But thanks.Thanks for thinking of us.
确信吗? 来嘛 万圣节哦
Are you sure? Come on,it's Halloween.
A Halloween party?
As in... costumes?
Is there a theme?
Yes,but are the costumes random,or genre-specific?
As usual,I'm not following.
他是想问 能不能穿成科幻人物 ...
He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction,fantasy...
- 当然 - 漫画里的人呢?
-Sure. -What about comic books?
- 当然 - 动漫?
- 当然了 - 电视 电影
-Of course. -TV,film,
日本漫画 希腊神话 罗马神话 北欧神话
D- and-D,manga,Greek gods,Roman gods,Norse gods--
Anything you want! Okay?
Any costume you want.
Gentlemen,to the sewing machines.
天才也性感 第一季 第6集The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 06
I'll get it.
Make way for the fastest man alive!
See,this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting.
We all have other costumes: We can change.
Or we could walk right behind each other all night
and look like one person going really fast.
It's a boy-girl party,this flash runs solo.
Okay,how about this?
Nobody gets to be The Flash.
We all change. Agreed?
I call Frodo!
Sorry I'm late,but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.
You went with Thor?
What,just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god?
"No,no,Raj has to be an Indian god."
I mean look at Wolowitz.He's not English,
but he's dressed like Peter Pan.
Sheldon is neither sound nor light,
but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
I'm not Peter Pan.
I'm Robin Hood.
我看过彼得潘 你穿的和Cathy Rigby一模一样 (著名百老汇演员 在舞台上饰演该角色24年之久)
Because I sawPeter Pan,and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.
She was a little bigger than you,but it's basically the same look,man.
Hey,Sheldon,there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party.
I don't care if anybody gets it.
I'm going as the Doppler effect.
- 我不是要说这个 - 如果有必要 我会当场演示
-No,it's not that. -If I have to,I can demonstrate.
this party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group,
and I need you not to embarrass me tonight.
Well,what exactly do you mean by embarrass you?
no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey.
But there's nothing embarrassing about that.
Your father worked with Louis Leakey,
a great anthropologist.
It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting.
All m saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny
to see me as a member of her peer group,
a potential close friend,and perhaps more,
and I don't want to look like a dork.
Just a heads up,fellas.
If anyone gets lucky,I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.
Hey. Sorry we're late.
And you said the party starts at 7:00.
Well,yeah,I mean,when you start a party at 7:00,
no one shows up at,you know,7:00.
Yes. Yes,it is.
Okay. Well,um,come on in.
So,what,are all the girls in the bathroom?
Probably,but in their own homes.
So,what time does the costume parade start?
Yeah,so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.
You know,most frightening,most authentic,
most accurate visualization of a scientific principal.
but there aren't going to be any parades
or judges or prizes.
This party is just going to suck.
No! Come on,it's going to be fun,
and you all look great.
I mean,look at you,Thor,
That's so cute.
- Penny 其实他是罗宾汉 - 我是彼得潘
-Actually,Penny,he's Robin Hood. -I'm Peter Pan.
And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.
Uh,hey,what's Sheldon supposed to be?
Oh,he's the Doppler effect.
Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave
caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
Oh,sure,I see it now.
The Doppler effect.
All right,I got to shower.